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    Beautiful? Check.
    Dismissive? Check.
    Hated him? Double check.

    Stiles was doomed to develop a crush of epic proportions.

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    11 Jun 2018

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    The sexploits that Stiles writes about aren’t autobiographical. There’s never been anything overtly salacious about his own sexlife, nothing that was ever going to be screenplayed for a porno, but he still has a very creative imagination to work with. Usually.

    Tragically, and frighteningly, his imagination has gone rogue on him. It’s broken, flatlined, missing.

    “I have writer’s cock,” he whines at Scott over the phone.

    Or the AU where Stiles writes porn to help him through college and Derek becomes his muse.

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    06 Jun 2018

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    Stiles patted his pockets for his phone, then frowned. “These aren’t my pants.”

    Boyd snorted into his pancakes. “Not much gets by you in the mornings, does it?”

    “Please tell me nobody undressed me.” Unbidden, a memory of attempting a very poorly executed striptease at an undergrad frat party came to mind. Luckily Scott had been there to save Stiles from himself.

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    29 May 2018

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    “It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”

    “Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”

    “I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”

    “There are worse ways to die.”

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    25 May 2018

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    He doesn’t belong here.

    It’s the first thought that crosses Derek’s mind as he watches the new inmates spill into the cafeteria. The kid stays close to the wall, eyes scanning all the exits and skimming over the tables. If he’s trying to get a barring for his surroundings he’s doing a shit job of it, something made completely evident as Lewis shoulders him from behind and the kid almost jumps to flatten himself against the wall.

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    Stiles is the new inmate at Derek's prison. He really didn't expect to fall in love with the mouthy little brat.

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    06 May 2018