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    Keith and Lance are put into a simulation as punishment for insulting a king. There's only one way to get out, but they can't remember. In fact, they can't remember anything at all...

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    20 Jan 2022

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    “It is a blessing,” the high priest warbles. God, he’s so old that Lance is afraid he’ll just expire on the spot. “From our God of Celibacy, to aid you in your fight to keep your bodies free of worldly taint.”

    “Okay,” says Lance. “Only we didn’t ask for it. We asked for your planet’s support in a war.”

    Beside him, Keith is staring at his bare hand, expression stormy.

    Earlier, he had placed it on Lance’s exposed wrist and something like an electric shock had ripped through them at the touch.

    “You should’ve told us that participating in your religious ceremony would do this to us,” he says now, a growl under his words.

    The high priest falters in his tracks, confused by their lack of gratitude.

    Yeah, fuck you, man. Don’t give people spiritual STDs without their consent.

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    All Lance has ever wanted is to prove his worth. So, maybe it’s fitting that the Black Lion picked him right when Lotor betrayed them and Shiro’s clone went rogue. Right when the team was at its lowest and closest to failing.

    The desire for glory that Lance grew up with—that drove him to join the Garrison and pursue fighter class, that drove him into his one-sided rivalry with Keith, that drove him after Keith in the Sonoran Desert and into Blue’s cockpit and into space and into the war in the first place—it’s a relic of the past for him now. All he wants these days is to keep his friends alive and the Coalition afloat, and he tries his best, despite the pervasive fear that he isn’t the right person for this monumental task. Despite the growing certainty that Black picked the wrong guy.

    This fear will be put to the ultimate test when the mess that ensnares the team after the clone disaster turns out to be a labyrinth more winding than any of them were prepared for. Because Lance might just be the only person equipped to lead them through this maze and into the light.

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    19 Jan 2022

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    A boy wakes up in a cell handcuffed to a stranger. Neither of them know their names, where they came from, why they can't seem to remember anything, or what the hell they did to piss off the Galra Empire.

    This is fine, though. He's got this. He just has to escape a Galra prison, navigate an alien city without getting caught, figure out who he is along the way, and survive the chaotic, sassy heartthrob attached to him at the wrist.

    Okay, except that last thing turns out to be harder than all the rest combined.

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    19 Jan 2022

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    Late one night Keith comes barging into Lance’s room, desperate for help, nearly giving him a heart attack. Lance goes along, to find out that Keith isㅡ

    Wait, he’s harboring a stowaway?!

    (A character study on Keith and Lance, a lesson in knowing when to ask for help, and an exploration of the two different kinds of family: those we’re born into and those we forge by hand. You know what they say about the blood of the covenant and the water of the womb...)

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