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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Harry enjoys writing fanfiction and spending time with his roommate, Tom Riddle. Coming in for a close second are his conversations with ficwriter friend Lord_Voldemort_.

    Lately, Voldemort has been chatting often about his roommate— someone the man is obviously attracted to. It's a miracle that the object of Lord_Voldemort_'s affections hasn't caught on yet; Hermione may have always insisted that Harry was oblivious, but at least he wasn't as clueless as Voldemort's crush.

    Or: They Were Roommates, Fanfiction Writer's Edition. Inspired by Kudosed, Bookmarked, Subscribed.

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    06 Nov 2019

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    By day, Harry works as a lowly assistant to his boss: the cruel, controlling Tom Riddle.

    By night, he lives, breathes, and writes fanfiction. And when he's not writing, he's obsessing over the work of his favorite Ao3 author: Lord_Voldemort_.

    So, of course, it’s only a matter of time before Harry gets caught reading Voldemort’s latest fanfiction at work… by none other than his boss.

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    06 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Hordak doesn't often get nostalgic, but he does miss the stars. How can he explain the beauty of the universe to Entrapta, who's spend her whole life stuck on this isolated rock?

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    10 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    It’s less fact and more legend. Secrets whispered at night. A story that feels like religion.

    The muggleborns listen and rolls their eyes. Say no, that’s rubbish. Of course, that’s not true.

    The purebloods raise their eyes heavenward and cover their mirrors with runes.

    Harry feels hope curl up under his ribs the first time he hears the stories. Listens to Ron whisper about fate, about soulmates. About, there is someone out there for everyone. Someone who will be perfectly suited for you.

    Later, much later, he’ll hear a prophecy and feel the word fate turn to dust in his mouth. Wonder if even a soulmate will make him forget that he has no choice.
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    AKA: that poly, soulmate fic that literally no one asked for (oops)

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    09 Oct 2019

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    The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.

    Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes

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    01 Oct 2019