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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    He'd died twice, and even after four thousand years he was still dealing with this red-eyed human's bullshit.

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    16 Jul 2018

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    --APPROXIMATELY A BILLION FUCKING CONSORTS AND CHESS PEOPLE, ALONG WITH A LOT OF USELESS GOD MODED LAYABOUTS ARE LEAD TO SUCCESSFUL COLONIZATION AND ESTABLISHMENT BY A SUCCESSFUL AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER, AND LONG-SUNDERED SOULMATES TORN APART BY FEAR AND DEVASTATING, MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY ARE REUNITED AT LAST BY A WISE, COMPASSIONATE BOSS / GUIDANCE FIGURE AND HIS LOYAL, EFFICIENT RIGHT-HAND MAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CRYING SCENES, TWO KISSES, AND OVER TEN TOTAL MINUTES OF REAL-TIME DESCRIPTION OF LONGING GAZES AND TENDER HUGS. 2 RESOUNDING ENDORSEMENTS OF BELOVED MUNICIPAL OFFICIALS. PRIMERS ON HUMAN/TROLL INTERSPECIES ROMANCE.

    THIS TEXT IS SUGGESTED SCHOOLFEEDING MATERIAL FOR ALL REASONABLY GROWN HATCHLINGS GAZING OUT ON THE BLIGHTED WASTELAND OF THEIR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, WISHING THEY WERE DEAD, AND DESPERATELY YEARNING SOMEONE WOULD CLUE THEM IN ON JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

    RATED 8(17)+ AND UP.

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    13 Jul 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    "While Iskandar finds it easy to cast off his home culture and swap it for another when he wishes, he finds it amusing to watch Waver slowly discover this trick for himself."

    Snapshots of Waver's life among the Ionian Hetairoi.

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    06 May 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Rider seeks a sage's counsel regarding his new Master. Set between episodes 2 and 3.

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    05 May 2018

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    “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

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    26 Mar 2018