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    To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

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    02 Jul 2020

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    John finally convinces Sherlock that he needs sex and that if he keeps sabotaging his love life with women, it'll be a deal-breaker. Sherlock goes through his deductive process and decides that he himself will have to provide John with sex if he's to keep John from marrying and moving out. Unfortunately, Sherlock is an inexperienced seducer and John is totally straight. Sherlock goes to Irene for advice on seduction.

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    21 Feb 2020

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    ...Watson had at that time deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action which I can recall in our association. I was alone.  

    ---Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier

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    28 Aug 2019

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