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    littlebastardreviews posted the collected facts from the 2014 UK Editions of Harry Potter: and this fact caught my eye.

    'Only one non-magical person has ever managed to get as far as the Hogwarts Sorting Hat before being exposed as a Squib.'

    But, gosh it just makes me want a story where a squib did make it through. So here's a drabble about a squib with a quick mind and a hand-me-down wand, who refuses to be denied her birthright.

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    when the hat drops over her eyes it asks, 'well what do we have here?'

    she’s got a forged hogwarts letter with penmanship that’s perfect down to the ink splatter;

    she’s got a complicated string of owls, only half of them forged, from parents to administration to ministry that’s so complicated her name ended up on the first year roll call anyway.

    she’s got ten arguments, four pleas, and one smothered threat on the tip of her mental tongue for why the house that comes out of this hat’s brim better not be 'squib'

    she’s got a lighter up her sleeve and an eight and a half inch wand in her belt that will never, ever work for her.

    'well,' says the hat, 'better be slytherin then'

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    17 Nov 2018

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    It started with a message, a late-night visit, and a God of Mischief in Tony's bed. A story of trust, trickery, unwilling aid and inevitable attraction.

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    07 Sep 2018

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    That Tony/Loki fic. A+ Thor and the Steve, Clint, and Nat I wish they'd been

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    Tom Riddle gets a wishing candle for Yule. He makes a wish to lose his virginity, and Santa sort of delivers, except his Christmas present isn't co-operating.

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    01 Sep 2018

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    Tom Riddle gets a wishing candle for yule

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    "Mother's fulfilled her promise at last," Tom Riddle said, grinning widely as he struggled to get onto his feet. The blood pouring down over his broken nose and dripping over his teeth made his smile significantly more sinister than it would have otherwise been. "Does it hurt?"

    "What, falling five-hundred feet from the sky?" Harry started, with a voice as sweet as burnt sugar. His broom was smoking in a pile next to him. "Why don't you try it and then come back and tell me?" he said, flat-toned, and then - "Gosh, why aren't you dead, I landed on you from five-hundred feet!"

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    22 Aug 2018

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    Tom Riddle Senior pov (if Merope hadn't stopped with the potion and then Harry)

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    Nature versus Nurture. If Tom had been raised by Harry instead would he have grown up to be Lord Voldemort?

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    20 Aug 2018

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    look i just like harry as tom riddle's mom/parent and he has an oedipus compex and this is a+