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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    Hardison rolls over in his sleep, and Parker is awake, looking at him.

    “Okay,” she says, like she's giving in to something. “It just can’t be a bitey dog.”

    Hardison squints at her. “What? Woman, what dog?”

    “The dog,” she says. Like it's obvious. The dog.

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    28 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    “We’re making the Dark Castle a much better place to play,” one of the dominatrixes said. “And it’s all thanks to you. We want you to see what we’ve done with the place.”

    "We'll come," Parker said.

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    26 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

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    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    25 May 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    "I can't possibly meet your parents on Sunday, Todd! It's too soon! I haven't done any preparatory research!"

    "Yeah," Todd says, "we all know you're Mister Preparatory Research."

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    Todd's still trying to Fix Things with his family, and he's not sure if introducing them to Dirk Gently counts as progress in that department.

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    23 Oct 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Each bird must have its nest.

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    14 Oct 2017