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    “Well,” he croons, “The fun doesn’t have to be entirely one-sided. Our time could very well be limited. You help me with my condition…and I could help you with yours.”

    “My condition?” she asks, her eyebrows now arched to maximum height.

    Astarion tilts his head. “Darling, it’s bad enough that we might burst into tentacles any day now. I would hate to see you die a virgin.”

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    Neve already had her hands full, what with trying to keep her companions from killing each other and pushing forward in the face of an uncertain fate. Then the vampire had to go and decide she was sweet enough to want to sink his teeth into.

    Another take on how things unfold post-bite.

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    31 Aug 2023

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    You’re drunk on a mystery potion, confessing feelings that just don’t make any sense to Astarion.

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    Astarion put a hand on each of your shoulders to steady you. With you so disoriented, it would be easy to use you as a late-night snack. Your neck was bare and unguarded. If he’d been in this situation with you a few weeks ago, he probably wouldn’t have even wasted time deliberating. He would have just taken you.

    He sucked in a breath and resolved himself. Not tonight, not like this.

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    31 Aug 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Inquisitor Taran Trevelyan is chaotically horny and terrible at politics.

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    27 Aug 2023

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    Gary "Eggsy" Unwin feels a lot like the Statue of Liberty these days, inasmuch as he's carrying around a giant torch for his former-mentor-turned-boss at Kingsman, Harry Hart. He decides to confess, knowing full well that Harry is already involved with Merlin, Kingsman's cyberwizard. At any rate, getting them off his chest will probably make those inappropriate feelings go away, right? Except they don't. As it happens, Merlin doesn’t like people touching his things, but for Eggsy... he wants to make an exception.

    Or: the one where Eggsy has not one but two daddies; a good one, and a bad, bad one.

    Translation into 中文 by AmandaQAQ available: 好爸爸坏爸爸

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    08 Aug 2023

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    The Lord Harts mate isn't suitable, so Eggsy's forced to step in.

    Except, Lord Hart isn't exactly going to leave his mate for Eggsy, is he?

    And Eggsy's fine with that. He is. Completely fine. He ain't in love or anything.

    It's fine.

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    08 Aug 2023