catchandelier

Two piles of laundry: wearable and dirty.



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  1. Summary

    The Sky is an Ocean. Every Ocean has people who are Native to it. (Because Portgas D. Rouge deserved more than being shoved into someone's backstory fridge, and nothing is ever so simple as it seems.)

    Expect: Fanfiction tropes taken to logical extremes. Explorations of the Practical Necessities of Being a Pirate in the World of One Piece. Sex and Romance being Serious Business. Depth. Character interaction. Throwaway lines and gags gaining more significance as the story progresses. Heroes from Other Stories showing up for Reasons. Polyamory. Terrible Decisions. Excellent Decisions. Childbirth. Memory is a Crapshoot. The Speed of Belief. The Sky is an Ocean. Magic. Miracles. God. Fairies. Faith. Emotions. Souls. Stealth crossovers. Women menstruating and discussing subjects important to them. Puberty. Trauma is not a Free Action. Realistic(ish) depictions of Terrible Actions and their Consequences. Baby murder. Miscarriage. Wild Party Animals. Military boarding school. The Glorious War of Sibling Affection. Forgiveness. Sacrifice. Sexism. Black Humor. Fart Jokes. Unshakeable Resolve. Unflappability.

    And more Sweet References than you can shake a fist at.

    Words:
    1,146,986
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    7
  2. Summary

    We all know how self-insert stories go- the author avatar gets flung into the world of their choice, usually in a car crash, wakes up as someone else in a somewhere and when else, has powers/skills/blah and goes on adventures.

    This is not that kind of story.
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    A tale in which the most cowardly hero to ever live ends up saving the day multiple times, and really would prefer to be left the hell alone, thank you.

    Words:
    440,678
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    13
  3. Summary

    There's a boy cat who's lived a thousand lives, but died only once- and there's a girl who's lying to herself and everyone she meets, but can't escape the truth. And, if things go right, they'll fall in love. Or she'll break the world. Or he'll kill her.

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    It's the single most terrifying Romcom ever- adorable and shmoopy and soaked in the blood of innocents and the anguish of the dying and the dead. With sparkles!

    Words:
    16,800
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2

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    Deku never actually thought that he would lose when it mattered most. Nor did he think he would ever be given a second chance at making things right.

    Izuku vows never to fail anyone again, but to do that, he has to put away the idea of becoming the Symbol of Peace and do things his own way.

    (To be continued in Act 2: Home Is Where Your Heart Lies.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,801
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    1170
    Kudos:
    3033
    Bookmarks:
    811
    Hits:
    41059

    19 Sep 2018

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    The police know nothing about him. No name, quirk, description, hits in the system, nothing. All his victims can tell them is that he is male and that they only saw the hoodie and the gun. Everything about him is Undefined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,550
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    257
    Kudos:
    985
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    12316

    19 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    On one rainy day, five year-old Izuku meets five year-old Hitoshi, who claims to be staying with a family in his apartment complex. Izuku quickly makes a new friend, but just as suddenly as Hitoshi arrived, he disappears, and Izuku doesn't see him for ten years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    784

    18 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    There is no king, this time. When Ravenna tries to capture Snow White's kingdom, she is rescued by an armoured queen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    3079

    18 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    Sitting in Professor Dumbledore’s grand office with the portraits of the former Headmasters and mistresses arguing across the far wall and Fawkes singing Chopin’s 'Funeral March' in the corner, Ichigo has to question the sanity of the British Wizarding World.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,900
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    99

    18 Sep 2018

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