carpemermaid



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  1. Summary

    A series of unrelated fics, ficlets, and drabbles from multiple fandoms with multiple ships from a prompt game I played on my Tumblr.

    Contains:

    HP - Drarry, Linny, Romione
    YOI - Victuuri, Sara/Mila, Phichit/Chris
    Voltron - Klance, Shallura, Shance, Lancelot

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    16,453
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    15
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    7
  2. Summary

    The wild adventures of Sirius Black's flying motorbike.

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    32
  3. Summary

    An unrelated collection of fills for @nooreva's HP Femslash Bingo for Femslash February.

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    3,628
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  5. Summary

    Draco couldn’t believe he was stuck in the hospital wing with Potter over the holidays after a potions mishap. It never occurred to him how mutually beneficial the whole mess could be.

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    The law is clear: whoever correctly answers three riddles will marry the prince, while all who fail are to be executed. The people live in fear as more challengers try and fail, and the throne grows bloodier with every passing year. But a young prince, nameless and in exile from his home, believes there may be more to this brutal challenge than meets the eye.

    Of course, there's only one way to find out: ring the gong, and take the trial.

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    15 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    In which Koh the Face Stealer offers terrible reincarnation and relationship advice.

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    42
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    28 May 2018

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    After he accidentally gets Malfoy pregnant on a drunken fuck at a club, Harry doesn't anticipate that it'd be just as easy to fall in love with him.

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    16 May 2018

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  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    The Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch teams play spin the bottle at the Sheffield Central Travel Lodge.

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    08 May 2018

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    In which Harry tries to ignore his trauma with fantasy Quidditch but Malfoy's Thereness™ is distracting and all his classmates want to talk about are unicorns, virginity, and Muggle music.

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    08 May 2018

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