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    Through some freak accident of the universe, Dabi has been invited to compete on The Bachelorette. Have they actually seen his face? Surprisingly yes, and they still want him. For this season they apparently need a ‘bad boy’ to both balance out the hero contestant (why in hell is Hawks involved?) and to trash talk the show in interviews to appeal to audiences who don’t like the scripting. Getting sent on a vacation away from his annoying bandmates to complain and eat as much free food as he wants? Sold.

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    20 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Okay but its so fking good

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    Or, five times heroes help Hawks and one time a villain helps instead.

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    16 Oct 2021

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    “I’m all aloooone, with nobody besiiide meee – can you turn that TV off? Thanks.”

    “I’m told you refused multiple offers.”

    “Rumi would take in a dead squirrel,” Hawks huffs, scratching his nose on the pillow, going wsh wsh wsh. “I’m not doing that to her, no way in hell. And the commission wanted to put me into the hero equivalent of a nursing home, so fuck that too.”

     

    When Hawks is abandoned by everyone else, Enji offers to bring him home.

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    10 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Hawks is put in prison to show that the Hero Commission cares about corruption in its ranks. After Dabi broadcasts video evidence of Hawks’s misdeeds, there's no salvaging him, so they might as well take advantage of his fall to prop up faith in Endeavor on the way down. Shouto is living with Natsuo, Fuyumi, and their mother in the safety of UA campus, but that doesn't mean they're not dealing with the fallout of Touya's revelations.

    Sometimes, to keep the peace, there are necessary sacrifices. Hawks is one of them.

    Todoroki Shouto has no such noble explanation for the mess that's been made of his life. He almost wishes he did.

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    09 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Literally just god tier okay all my favorite characters up to the best post war drama

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    “So, I gotta know. Did you see the ghost?” the man asked, leaning forward with his elbows on the counter between them.

    “The ghost?” Midoriya asked curiously, ignoring the glares the rest of them sent his way for engaging the man in more conversation.

    “Oh, yeah. The station is, like, super haunted. There’s this kid that sits in the corner. I’ve seen him with my own eyes! His back is covered in red blood and he’s got these real freaky beady yellow eyes with black all around them. And he just sits there shivering, even in the middle of the summer. I’m telling you, I’ve seen him."

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    On a field trip to Fukuoka, the 1A students make a new friend.

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    09 Sep 2021