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    A modern musical retelling of the Bond Classic: Spectre. With added snark and commentary from one dead Olivia Mansfield.


    Original song lyrics by Pig, Ven, and Lin. Book by Opal, Lin, Ven, Sven, and Pig.

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    05 Oct 2019

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    **COMPLETE!** Protecting the Quartermaster entails a special set of circumstances, and Q is the last one to know.

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    “Your identity has been compromised,” M said as he leaned forward in his chair, his features grim even as his tone remained even and calm. “I am standing you down from all your duties in Q branch. Kindly hand in all personal computers and devices. I am placing you on administrative leave, effective immediately. You need to disappear for a while, Q, for your own safety. Think of this as the holiday you never had these past two years. We will get down to the bottom of this and repair the damage done; otherwise I shall have to ask you to step down.”

    Q gaped at him, finally speechless.

    “At any rate, quartermasters are entitled to double-O agents as bodyguards, when the need arises, and he personally volunteered,” M continued as though he’d not just dropped the equivalent of a bomb and a death sentence through slow torture rolled into one, “and I do agree that under the circumstances, 007 would be the best choice as your bodyguard.”

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    23 Sep 2019

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    “You’re late,” Derek informed him coldly, jaw clenched. He barely even moved his mouth to speak. This guy was seriously scary.

    And because Stiles was suicidal, he said, “No, I’m Stiles.”

    The look he got could’ve curdled milk. Stiles even noticed that Derek’s muscles were tensing, arms bulging even more and wow this guy was scary and hot but mostly scary holy shit.

    “You’re not funny,” Derek informed him coldly.

    Stiles shrugged. “I think that’s a matter of opinion.”

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    13 Mar 2019

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    This is 100% written for Adara for their birthday because they are awesome. 31 days of Sterek.

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    21 Feb 2019

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    “Who needed you?” Stiles asked, uncapping his water.

    “Hm?” Cole had been looking out at something in the field, and he focussed back on Stiles then. “What?”

    “You said it comes about when someone needs us. Who needed you?”

    He probably shouldn’t have asked, because Cole looked sad all of a sudden. Like he hadn’t thought about becoming a Sorcerer in a long time. Stiles could see that being what he was had cost him greatly, and he couldn’t help but wonder if he was going to run into the same problem.

    “A friend,” Cole said quietly. “Someone who was very dear to me. But I didn’t get there fast enough.”

    Stiles paused in recapping his water, pressing his lips together. “What happened?”

    “I waited too long to help them.”

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    16 Feb 2019

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