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Tian knew that he would have to make a hell of a good case for himself if he wanted to stay in the village. And he knew exactly how to make it.
He took a deep breath.“My donor was Torfun.”
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Girasol by canonismybitch
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Apr 2021
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“Peter, for your first weeks at school, I’d like it if someone walked you around until you can
memorize the way to all your classrooms...” –at his nod, their teacher turned to look at the
class, that had gone mute in anticipation– “Would anyone like to help Peter around for his
first few days?”
Before he could fully comprehend what he was doing, Flash raised his hand.
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Peter is blind, and the new kid at school.
Flash is very gay for him. -
Bulletproof by canonismybitch for hold_our_destiny
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Sep 2020
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Peter had had his fair share of injuries as Spider-Man. Broken bones? Not uncommon, stab wounds? Happened almost every time he went into an alley past 1 a.m. Concussions? He could probably have a degree in those.
Gunshots? Those weren't as common.
In fact, Peter had never been shot before, not until today. -
Peter Parker by canonismybitch for flightoftheseraph
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Sep 2020
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Peter thinks soulmates are stupid.
Really, had the universe not thought about a better way to fuck half the population over? He remembered asking May one day, on his tenth birthday, why there wasn’t a name written on his skin like Ben’s was in hers.
“Oh, sweetie. That’s because, somewhere out there, your soulmate has your name written somewhere on their skin. They’ll find you, I’m sure of it.”
See? Stupid. Who would want to live not knowing who was their other half until the other magically found them?
Not him, that’s for sure. -
Hello! My Name Is Peter by canonismybitch for spideyreids2003
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jul 2020
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The Decathlon Team goes on a Field Trip. Peter wasn’t on the bus.
Somehow, that’s not the weird part.
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Montse's Vent Fics (aka the anger dump because this world is a mess) by canonismybitch
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
15 Jun 2020
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A place where I dump all my vent fics and anger at the world -and my parents-, includes story times!
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The Words We Say (The Pain We Write) by GinnyBloomPotter
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
11 Aug 2019
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Vanya's not doing well, after the book. She thought it would fix everything. She was wrong.
So who could really blame her if she wanted to pretend that her dead brother was listening to her ranting?
She didn't expect Ben to actually hear her. And she didn't expect him to come back with backup.
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Bookmarked by canonismybitch
14 Oct 2021
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Five time travels them back to the day before the apocalypse.
While their siblings argue, Klaus seeks out his sister and saves the world with a hug.
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Bookmarked by canonismybitch
13 Oct 2021
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The Garrison Trio and the nightmares that plague them. How they happen and how they cope.
Finally finished
Bookmarked by canonismybitch
09 Oct 2021
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Pidge is small. And light. And very easy to carry.
Everyone ends up doing it at some point.
(Otherwise known as that one fic where everyone gets a bit of fic where they get to pick up the smallest Paladin for some reason and said reasons just involve more and more angst cause I'm a monster who loves Pidge.)
Bookmarked by canonismybitch
09 Oct 2021
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‘Work while you wait’, they said by willadisastercry
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 May 2021
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Pidge’s father and brother are out there somewhere while her mother is back on earth, waiting for them all to come home. She can’t just not do something about it.
She has overworked herself all week, not even bothering with sleep in favor of pouring over data late into the night, but she’s also been carrying on as if nothing was wrong. In other words, her ‘i’m okay’ facade is flimsy and raring to break at any moment.
So when she faces a hitch in an attempt to acquire possibly crucial intel that could put her family back together, she can’t steal her nerves quick enough before exhaustion-induced panic sets in. The only issue is that nothing seems to be working to calm her down this time.
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- Part 3 of “I’m fine” and other white lies
Bookmarked by canonismybitch
02 Oct 2021