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    “You have to kiss Gale,” Shadowheart tells Halsin, glittering with mischief. “It’s the rules.”

    Shadowheart and Astarion start a game. It escalates quickly.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    Xue Yang's pretty sure that he could be a better girlfriend to Song Lan than whoever the fuck he's actually dating. Like, pretty sure. Almost certain.

    (xue yang and song lan go to the same gym, and xue yang has never been good at resisting temptation)

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    28 Sep 2023

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    Mu Qing and Feng Xin are together. Any fulfilling and well-rounded romantic relationship is one that involves sex. Ergo, Mu Qing and Feng Xin should have sex. The only problem with that is that Mu Qing's cultivation is dependent on vows of celibacy that he took 800 years ago. Thankfully, he's never actually been interested in sex himself, so as long as Feng Xin doesn't touch him too much, they can do whatever Feng Xin wants. It should be fine.

    It should be fine.

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    28 Jul 2023

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    “How are you even supposed to enjoy going on a date with your boyfriend if you’re acting like ‘Olympic gold boyfriend material’ is too mediocre for him! I’m surprised you two manage to have enjoyable sex!”

    There is an awkward pause, and Meng Yao only realizes too late that it’s one that he let sit too long. He sets the dysfunctional hair straightener in the sink, unplugging it, but the noise of busywork comes too late to stop Wei Wuxian.

    Are you not even having decent sex??

    “It’s,” Meng Yao stutters, “—okay?”

     

    Or: Meng Yao and Lan Xichen have been dating for a while, now, and everything about their relationship is perfect. Meng Yao makes sure of it, just like he makes sure that his annual performance review at Jin Corp is impeccable, that Madam Jin never catches his surreptitious, short visits to deliver gifts to Jin Ling, and that Lan Xichen gets a mind-blowing orgasm at least three times a week, even if they're too tired for sex for five days straight and Meng Yao has to chain them back-to-back until his jaw is sore. Everything is going great, until he makes the mistake of genuinely befriending Wei Wuxian.

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    20 Jul 2023

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    06 Jun 2023