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In Which Sirius Black is Sick of Hearing About Lily Evans' Toes by candlelight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2014
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A first year named Ned Long is unfortunate enough to say that James Potter LIKES Lily Evans. Sirius gets upset, Remus gets frustrated, things happen, and poor old Ned is caught in the middle.
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ante bellum by candlelight
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
25 Jul 2013
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[Latin: ante bellum, literally: before the war]
Clove usually hates birthdays, but this one seems to be going quite well (until Cato runs into her and Clove realises she knows what love is.)
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“Statement of Martin Blackwood, regarding…” Jon looks at him. Looks at him. The look of a boss whose employee was late three times last week, the look of a man who was just busy doing something really important and now he’s here, doing this instead. “...why he stole a grieving family’s oven gloves.”
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Martin has a run in with a deadly Leitner, leaving him choking on his unrequited love.
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Bookmarked by candlelight
01 Feb 2024
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"I saw mage Merlin, whose vast wit
And hundred winters are but as the hands
Of loyal vassals toiling for their liege."Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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Bookmarked by candlelight
06 Dec 2023
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inflatable couches by MisPronounce_and_MisAccent
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
25 Jun 2023
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“But it’s not me. It’s Johnny.” He points out to the side like Johnny is someone left in the next room, still sitting on that pseudo-bed, him and the mattress both always on the verge of deflation. “So who is he? Who is he?”
“J- De-” Mac stumbles over the discarded names, and Dennis wishes he would settle on the latter. But instead, he steps forward, moving his hand to Dennis’ elbows, running his thumbs over Dennis’ shaking arms. “It’s you? I'm not really following.”
“Why don’t you want to kiss me? Dennis? Why is it him?” He is yelling. He is loud. He will bring a reckoning down on this apartment, leave it and both of them inside crumbling down and away. “Why do you only want me when I’m not me?” He is crying, but he won’t be. He’ll run the bath, drown Mac. He’ll burn the apartment down. He is in control, and always was, always will be. “Why Johnny and not Dennis?”
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or, Mac and Dennis Come Clean
(not a double entendre)
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07 Jul 2023
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this is the life by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2021
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An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.
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Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.
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04 May 2023
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Post-S3. The Roy kids return from Italy and plead for Sandi and a less-than-thrilled Stewy to join them in thwarting the GoJo sale and taking down their dad once and for all. Kendall resumes his lifelong on-and-off affair with Stewy, and confesses the manslaughter to him. Logan and co. launch aggressive ratfucking tactics in the hopes of warding off a takeover.
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Bookmarked by candlelight
10 Mar 2023