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    "You followed me?" Jaskier sounds inordinately pleased. "What have you learned?"

    "That you're something of a trollop." 

    Jaskier gets off the doorframe and steps into the hallway. The smell of sandalwood and sex is abruptly more intense, but it's not strictly unpleasant.

    "How indelicate of you," Jaskier says. "Though since you already think so, I'm inclined to let you take a few liberties."


    Geralt is supposed to assassinate a bard. He gets Involved instead.
    Rating upped for Ch. 5.
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    28 Mar 2020

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    "Well, what's that phrase you folks use? Meet cute?"

    Lem King is a long suffering history major who wants to stop thinking about a pair of beautiful grey eyes. Or at least put a name to them.

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    There was no blood. No char. There was nothing to see except the strange softening of the Yiling Patriarch's mouth, as if just for a moment he was another person entirely.

    "There is the mark of our bargain, and here is the challenge," said the Yiling Patriarch. "You may strike at me, exactly once, with your sword. I will not fight back; I will not resist you at all, Hanguang-jun." That silvery suggestiveness crept into his voice again. "And a year and a day from now, you will come to me and I will deliver exactly the same to you."

    Lan Wangji heard his brother's voice raised in sharp and incomprehensible protest. His own heart was beating too loudly for him to hear anything else.

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    Hotspur is weary of the state of affairs between her captain and lieutenant, and takes matters into her own hands.

    Or tentacles, rather.

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    31 Aug 2019

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    Everyone in the castle (and beyond) is queer! Here are some headcanons about them.

    Originally written and posted on tumblr.

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    01 Apr 2019