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    A series of one shots that following Phil and Clint's relationship. I began writing this after The Avengers movie; none of the other MCU properties are taken into account as the series had already begun. Characters from the comics make their way into the stories as I go along; basically, these are one shot looks into the life of Phil and Clint in a Marvel universe of my own creation.

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    Bucky was having a great time with Lizbet, until her dad got involved.

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    21 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    .... and not just in lipstick.

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    27 Jun 2017

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    Jim wouldn’t have ever believed it in a million years if he hadn’t seen it for himself, hadn’t made the unfortunate life choice to go buy donuts and then decide to use the lock code Bones had given him for emergencies only Jim, and if you abuse that right I have no problem using your skinny ass as a pin cushion. Really, it’s his own fault he’d just walked right into the hottest thing he’d ever seen in his life.

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    15 Jun 2017

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    Clint Barton sees things better than most people, but then, he's not most people is he? Mama was an angel and daddy, well, daddy wasn't. Clint's not exactly sure what that makes him, but with the Anti Inhuman Movement hunting down anyone who's even a little bit different, he's learned how to pass as human. Still, when army-buddy Bucky calls in a favor, Clint is willing to risk his own safety to help.

    Instead he finds himself in Downer's Hollow, a supernatural community where inhumans live in safety knowing they're protected, by the mountain woods around them and the mystical SHIELD maintained by Sheriff and local druid Phil Coulson. Thought to be impenetrable, Clint can see beyond the illusion to the danger lurking in the dark, to the hunter in the wood who threatens the lives of everyone living in the little community, leaving him to find a way to turn a predator to prey.

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    13 Dec 2016

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    In the wake of the Chitauri invasion, Clint Barton wakes up in a world that he very nearly had a hand in destroying. And confronting a loss he might not be able to cope with.

    The Avengers always needed something to avenge, but once the crisis is past, what keeps them together?

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    08 Apr 2016