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    “Tom,” Sara, the Senior Marketing Associate, said levelly, “if you don’t let me promote our bedroom product line using the Winter Soldier’s tweet reviews, I will quit. I will quit today. I will leave you high and dry with a junior marketing associate and an intern, Tom. The intern just started last week. He doesn’t even know how to work the copier yet.”

    The VP for Public Affairs rubbed his temples. “Sara.”

    She slapped a piece of paper onto his desk. “I already wrote my letter of resignation. You know what it says? It says that I cannot possibly do my job if I’m deprived of the best free publicity opportunity that has ever crossed my desk, and that will ever cross it again, in the form of one James Buchanan Barnes and his Supersoldier Fuckability Index.”

    (Bucky reviews IKEA beds. The marketing team responds.)

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    26 May 2018

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    Hysterics

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    Bucky is walking out of Starbucks when he sees a Captain America signal hanging in the sky.

    "Uh," Bucky says, stopping dead on the sidewalk. "Huh."

    For one thing, he doesn't have a Captain America signal.

    So… that seems like kind of a bad sign.

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    (Bucky!Cap, doing his best.)

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    26 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I will edit it this to include whatever incoherent flailing I manage after chapter 3 drops

    Mesnwhile: FUNNY, PACEY and SNAPPY CHITCHAT and PINING

    GREAT ONE LINERS
    GREAT FEELINGS
    BUCKYCAP
    BUCKY & NATASHA'S CAFFEINICOTINE HOUR
    BUCKY LOVES STEVE
    BUCKY THE DOUBLE BASTARD CRYPTID

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    Steve swallows. The club was nothing special. High end, probably, because everything Tony does is high end, but—vulgar. It was all still strangers taking their clothes off and dancing for money.

    It wasn’t Bucky, who knew every way to make Steve hot.

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    11 May 2018

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    "How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of three-way relationship?"

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    24 Apr 2018

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    What do you do when you're a recovering traumatized cyborg assassin with a tendency toward body dysphoria? Go stick some metal in your dick!

    Or, the one where Bucky reconnects with his body by getting a lot of piercings.

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    11 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Brace yourself for getting more piercings is all I'm saying