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    All Rey Johnson wanted was solitude. A place to go where she could escape from the daily stressors and mayhem of her job. A place where she could enjoy some peace and some quiet. Her mentor Luke Skywalker's small cabin up north seemed like the ideal place to do just that. A week of seclusion was just what she needed.

    And then Ben Solo arrived.

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    10 Oct 2019

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    Poe points towards the back of the store. “Look at that guy,” he mutters. “The one in the grey sweatpants.”

    Rey follows the direction of his gaze, and gasps when she sees he’s pointing right at Ben.

    “What… what about him?” Rey asks, trying, and failing, to keep her voice even.

    “I think he’s shoplifting.”

    Rey’s eyes go wide. “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah,” Poe says, shaking his head. “That sleazy fuck. Just look at the front of his pants.”

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    (In which Rey accuses a hot customer of shoplifting because of the giant bulge in his pants--and gets the surprise of her life)

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    09 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    "Well, I'm a bad girl," she confessed.

    In the moment, she did not study the words. It had been a careless joke—she of the color-coded notes and highlighters, a bad girl? To anyone else, it would have been funny.

    There was a buzzing sound in her ears, and Jon Snow was looking at her with powerful disdain. What was his problem? He was looking at her like she'd said something rude—through the haze of alcohol, she realized what she had said.

    Fuck.

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    Or, Sansa has just started at Wall Consulting, and is determined to make a good impression on the frosty, successful Jon Snow.

    Things don't go quite according to plan.

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    07 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    When Ben catches wind that his mother is planning to foist a potential girlfriend on him when he comes home for Rosh Hashanah, he takes matters into his own hands: specifically, he runs to Rey and asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend.

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    03 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    He glances down at the folder on his desk, and feels a lump suddenly wedge itself in his throat. His cough comes out as a choke, and he hears her gasp from across his desk. She’s read the folder, too.

    “Lesson Plans - Sexual Education for Early Adolescents”

    Fuck.

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    Teachers Ben Solo and Rey Niima have to teach sex education courses at their middle school and are unprepared in every way you might imagine.

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    24 Sep 2019