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    Harry went to work one day. And woke up decades later, with no sense of what has happened between. With nothing to tie him down, Harry wants to know where he has been.

    And how to care for an octopus.

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    19 May 2018

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    Gamora was falling.

    The sky broke grey and vast above her. She twisted in the air, feeling in her every pocket and pouch for some sort of weapon-- a gun, a penknife, a plastic spork-- maybe if she died before she hit ground, it wouldn’t count.

    Everything was gone. She scratched at her neck but her fingernails were short and blunt. Her throat was numb in the freezing air. She slammed at what should have been one of the most fragile parts of the body, but her esophagus and windpipe had been replaced with sturdier things long ago.

    The wind was shrieking, and she was yelling, throwing all her breath away, but all the same she could hear them perfectly.

    The red demon said, “You will regret it.”

    “No,” Thanos said. She clawed at her throat and did not stop trying to die, all through the long fall.

    He will, said a voice in her ear. Regret.

    Gamora spat out against the wind, through her bruising throat and her fucking indestructible windpipe, “That’s one cold--”

     

     

    “--comfort,” Gamora finished and the word echoed into the sudden silence.

    No, not silence.

    Gamora opened her eyes.

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    13 May 2018

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    When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn’t expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit.

    But, of course, that wasn't what happened.

    Why? Naruto screamed at the powers-that-loved-to-fuck-with-his-life-and-now-his-afterlife-too, with tears streaking down his cheeks, feeling cold, weak, hungry, and utterly disgusted.

    Because you’re everybody’s bitch, Kurama helpfully supplied.

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    10 May 2018

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    “‘Lo.” He grunts into the cellphone.

    “Is this Tanaka Yuuto?”

    “Yes.”

    “Hello, this is Namimori hospital--” Oh. “and we’re calling to inform you that there’s been an accident.” Stop. “Sawada Nana did not make it and her son---” Yuuto only hears white noise as those words repeat in his head.

    (In which Sawada Nana had a brother who really didn't want to be a parent, yet it's exactly what he got.)

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    06 May 2018

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    Reborn is the Greatest Hitman in the World. He would know if he had a kid, alright? He would know. He's Reborn. Therefore this kid can't be his.

    Unfortunately for the Mafia (and Reborn, but mostly the Mafia) he is.

    This creates problems.

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    06 May 2018