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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Castiel only meant to rescue Dean from an angry bunch of monsters. Somehow they ended up in an entirely different dimension. Will they ever be able to find their way out? Will Dean even want to leave behind an endless assortment of pies?

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    15 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    The office responds to corporate’s new coronavirus safety guidelines. At first Michael dismisses the concerns, but breaking news causes him to panic and he imposes a quarantine on the office.

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    17 Jun 2020

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    Ben was shitty at house-hunting and he knew it.

    His realtor knew it too, and her patience for his shrugs and general lack of preference was wearing thin. No matter how hard he tried, Ben could not bring himself to care about wainscoting. Or the state of fascia. Or the word fascia, as it ultimately reminded him of something that should be done in a spa.

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    In which Ben buys a house with a familiar ghost in the attic.

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    03 Jan 2020

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    After the war, he's shipped off to Ahch-To to live out his days in exile among the seabirds and the ghosts. Every six months, someone will visit and make sure he's still alive.

    At least, that's the plan.

    (Or: the war for Ben Solo's heart, featuring an immanent cosmic entity, an island where time is wonky, and a stubborn twentysomething from Jakku.)

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    03 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Tahani, cancel your plans. We're gonna split a bottle of wine and read Brent's terrible novel out loud."

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    29 Dec 2019