bullshipofdreams



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    louis is a TA for an english 101 class and harry is stupid gorgeous which of course leads to a morality crisis.

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    AU. after eight years, louis finally has everything he's wanted. except for harry.

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    Harry is the world's most persistent seduction-baker, a questionable dog-sitter, and Louis's biggest fan. Louis hasn't written in years, is trying to pass loneliness off as cynicism, and absolutely hates his fans. It's probably destiny.

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    21 Jan 2018

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    “So Louis, who’s the lucky person that will not only get to see Arsenal and Manchester United facing each other, but will also possibly become your girlfriend… or boyfriend? I mean, that’s a good catch, to ask someone out like this on the radio. It will be hard to say no after this.”

    “It’s, hm, his name is…” Oh boy, Harry was about to pass out, he couldn’t bear to hear what Louis would say. Susie was looking at him, worried eyes watching him from the till as she noticed that Harry had simply abandoned his cupcake duties. “Harry. Harry Styles.”

    To win a pair of tickets to watch Manchester United playing, Louis may have possibly lied to Nick Grimshaw on the BBC Radio 1 Breakfast Show, asking Harry, his best friend, to be his boyfriend. Problem is - Harry has always been in love with Louis and so, this Valentine’s he’s gonna see his dreams come true, with a tiny bit of a twist, in order to watch the football team they have loved together since they were kids.

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    05 Mar 2017

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    Harry blinks once. And blinks again. And says, his voice dangerous: “Niall, did you get me a mail-order bride?”

    Because what the actual fuck. It kind of looks like Niall’s just purchased a person. For Harry.

    Niall blinks back at him for a few moments, before throwing his head back and howling with laughter. Harry throws a pillow at him. Hard. “No, what the fuck, Harry.”

    “A prostitute then?” Harry also doesn't want a prostitute.

    “Of course not!”

    “A stripper?”

    “No!”

    Damn, he’s running out of ideas. He settles for launching another pillow at Niall’s head. Niall bats it away easily, still laughing. “Stop!”

    “What did you get me, then?!” Niall must hear the tinge of hysteria in his voice, because he’s pulling himself together, trying to stop himself from laughing.

    There’s still a big grin on his face, though, when he says, “I got you a professional cuddler.”

    A professional…what. “What?”

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    05 Mar 2017