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    Jaskier's start in life was unfortunate, but sadly not unheard of. He was put in a sack, less than an hour old, and chucked in the river. For many in his position that would of been the end of it, but the Yaruga heard his cut off wail and swept him into her loving embrace.

    Less than an hour old and Jaskier had already died and been reborn as the newest child of Mama Yaruga.

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    11 Oct 2020

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    The only good thing about Oxenfurt is the brothels.

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    Geralt thinks Jaskier is a whore, but really he's just an opportunist.

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    28 Sep 2020

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    This ficlet was inspired by @goldandlights on tumblr, who came up with this little prompt:

    “You’ve heard of
    “Witchers have incredible stamina so Geralt can fuck for literal hours before he comes.”
    Now get ready for
    “Witchers have incredible stamina AND massively enhanced senses so Geralt comes quick and easy but has almost no refractory period. He’s extraordinarily sensitive and so responsive it’s downright adorable; Jaskier loves nothing more than pushing him through orgasm after orgasm until he’s an overstimulated mess.””

    And what, I’m just supposed to… not go crazy over that? Because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. So I wrote something small in homage, and I hope you enjoy.

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    19 Sep 2020

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    “How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”

    Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”

    “In my body,” said Geralt.

    “Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.

    “And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.

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    18 Sep 2020

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    Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.

    And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!

    Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.

    A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.

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    18 Sep 2020

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    Laughed my ass off muttering "fucking idiots" under my breath the whole time, I love it so much.

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