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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    Tragic consequences typically follow when a god falls in love with a human. Typically...

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    "My theory is that Shane is the devil and was just super bored. Then one day he chanced upon a poor scared Ryan and thought “this is pretty fun” and now follows him to supernatural sights to have a giggle at his expense. But that’s also why they never capture anything on video, because the evil spirits and demons know Shane for who he really is and are too afraid to mess with him."

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    20 May 2018

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    Two dorks raise a baby and don't even realise they're doing it together until it's too late

    Alternatively, Ryan Bergara is Trying His Best Thanks

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    14 May 2018

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  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    The boys use a spirit box in a haunted bathroom. It has more to say than Shane would like it too.

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    14 May 2018

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  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    An AU where the first words your soulmate ever tells you are marked on your wrist.

    And Shane isn't disappointed, because he knows he'll know his soulmate right away, with how unique his words are.

    After all, not many people greet others by saying, "You're a fucking Sasquatch."

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    13 May 2018

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    “Ryan.” Shane breaks off and sits down again, slides his chair closer to Ryan’s, stares him down. “God, fuck, look at me, okay, I did this. I did this, this is my case, this is mine, everything you’re talking about—”

    Ryan can’t help it: he laughs. It comes out a little anxiously, but it’s a laugh all the same, because Shane can’t really expect him to buy into this, right?

    And Shane looks—well, murderous is either the wrong word or the right one. “I’m not kidding.”

    “You really want me to believe—”

    “You entertain all possible theories, right?” Shane says, exasperated and angry, and Ryan notices it’s the first time he’s ever said that seriously. “That’s what this stupid show is—that’s what you do. So entertain this one.”

    All at once, it stops being funny. Something the size of a golf ball seems to lodge itself high in Ryan’s throat. He realizes it’s alarm, fear, a caged bird thrashing against the bars inside himself. He’s waiting for Shane to break, to burst into laughter, to say it’s all a stupid joke, but it doesn’t happen.

    “What the fuck,” he croaks out.

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    13 May 2018

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    “Dude. Dude. Shane. You gotta let me sleep in your sleeping bag.”

    Shane rolls over. “”There- it’s a one-person bag.”

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    13 May 2018

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    Ryan drops the holy water gun with a shout and stumbles back, fueled by blind panic as he turns and sprints past their sleeping bags for the attic door.

    Behind him, he hears Shane sigh almost calmly despite his flesh still burning. “Don't— C’mon, seriously, do we really have to make this a whole thing— You've seen horror movies, you know how this is gonna—” Apparently still annoyed, he breaks off, and the door in front of Ryan slams shut on its own.

    Ryan skids to a stop and reaches for the knob, rattling it ineffectively. “Shit, shit, shit—”

    “So many horror movies,” Shane says, voice much closer now, and Ryan spins around. “I’m just saying, can we not make this a thing right out of TV Tropes, you know, that’s just boring for both of us.”

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    13 May 2018

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    "Shane was almost unnerved by how quickly he’d settled into this body, this name, this life - his friendship with Ryan was the most time he’d spent with any human before, and yet the man fascinated him."

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    13 May 2018

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    (In which Shane learns that to be human is to feel fear, to feel love.)
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    Ryan is dead and haunting Shane. Because he misses him, of course.

    But also to prove a point.

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    13 May 2018

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    “You’re not hallucinating and you know it,” says Ryan. In the kitchen, he’s a black smudge next to the microwave and a roll of tin foil, only visible out of the corner of Shane’s eye and halfway melded with the evening shadows.

    “I miss you,” Shane says, finally. The fight goes out of him; he avoids the shards of a knocked over lamp and deflates into an armchair.

    “I miss you too,” says Ryan, and something touches the back of Shane’s neck. It’s almost tender.

    (In which Ryan doesn't leave, until he does.)

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    The mass media mistakes Tony Stark mentoring Peter Parker to Tony Stark is a sugar daddy for some unnamed teen in Queens. Peter doesn't exactly mind all the rumors. AU that takes place three years after the events of Captain America: Civil War featuring bad life choices by Tony Stark, as well as by Peter Parker and just the general degredation of Tony's life as he upkeeps the Avengers.

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    10 May 2018

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    A small part of him likes that Peter still looks at him like he was a hero, that he can do no wrong.

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    Tony Stark knows he should be acting as a mentor, as the responsible adult, the referee. But if he can barely handle his own problems, how can he also juggle Peter Parker's, all the while pretending that he doesn't notice the way the kid looks at him?

    He never was much good at following the rules.

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    10 May 2018

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    (In which Peter is insistent and Tony never wanted to resist in the first place.)
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    It isn't always easy assisting a deaf detective. Luckily for John, they make a pretty good team.

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    07 May 2018

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    Mummy Holmes arranges a marriage for Sherlock. Since Sherlock refuses to meet anyone properly, she must go to one of the breeding camps where older omegas are kept. She finds John Watson. Sherlock and John get along fine, but Sherlock refuses to marry and breed. Mummy decides that John should marry and breed with Mycroft if Sherlock doesn't want to. Sherlock is not happy at all. Thus, a p0rny, case-ficky, dark comedy.

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    07 May 2018

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    "I love Sherlock," John says out loud, testing how the words feel in his mouth. It doesn't change anything. Sherlock's still the pillock who fiddled with his computer password.

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    06 May 2018

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    "My password was true."

    "For a given value of true." John scrubs a hand across his face, but it doesn't make him feel much better. He squints against the light. "It's the middle of the night, Sherlock."

    "There are a lot of other five letter verbs you could have used."

    "It's still the middle of the night," John says, hiding his face in his hands. "And what do you mean, your password was true? So was mine."

    "Oh," Sherlock says.

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    God, it must have been terrible, to think that he would never have this again.

    (Russian translation available.

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    06 May 2018

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    Sherlock makes a list of all the things in his room that might be causing John to not want to sleep there. It is very long. (Chinese, Korean, and Russian translations available.)

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    05 May 2018

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    Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

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    03 May 2018

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    The first time Sherlock kisses him, John keeps his eyes open, and so does Sherlock, and mostly, he wonders what Sherlock could possibly be up to. There'll be some logic to this. Some ridiculous experiment about body warmth or respiratory rates or testing a new way of picking pockets. Sherlock does the unimaginable for bizarre reasons, but behind it, there's always logic and curiosity. Sometimes, it just takes him a while to explain it to John.

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    03 May 2018

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    Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not good.

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    03 May 2018

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    In Afghanistan, the supplies tell him when they're running low, and the cars always, always tell him when strangers have touched them, and John gets known as having a knack (paranoia, his men call it, but he's never missed a single car bomb) for keeping his men safe.

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    03 May 2018

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