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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Regina Mills is owner and proprietor of the Black Soul coffee shop in Boston, but is better known throughout the universe as Regaphiel, Princess of Hell, Destroyer of Kings, Butcher of Babylon, Slaughterer of Sodom, and Evil Queen of England. Around the corner, Emma Swan, better known as Emeleth, Angel First Class and Guardian of the Northern Gate, runs a flower shop called Heavenly Blossoms. They are, ostensibly, sworn enemies, despite the fact that they have a standing joint Sunday brunch reservation at a chic restaurant that serves perfect mimosas.

    One day, Regina finds a baby in an alley and decides to raise it as her own, setting off a chain of events that will affect not just the two of them, but also the denizens of heaven and hell, God, Satan, humanity, and the universe itself.

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    A Condensed Account of the 5,000 Year History of a Very Important Relationship That Almost (But Not Quite) Ends the World.

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    25 Oct 2021

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    Emma Swan is catapulted into stardom, the newest lead actress on a sanitized show featuring modern fairytales. Regina Mills is a long-undermined star with a chip on her shoulder and a thousand reasons why she's invested. Naturally, they loathe each other on sight.

    Their characters' fanbases, however, have other ideas.

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    16 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    A collection of Swan Queen stories that I have in the works, to tide over SWEN while I continue to neglect them for a tall, hot lady vampire.

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    27 Sep 2021

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    Emma Swan– orphan, vagrant, and possible secret princess– has been gifted with obedience. She has no choice but to follow any orders given to her, which is complicated enough before life throws in her long-lost parents, a power-hungry witch, and the evil queen she just happens to be in love with.

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    27 Sep 2021

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    When her girlfriend dumps her the week before Christmas, Regina Mills needs a date to placate her mother’s insistent badgering. Emma Swan, who’s never really spent Christmas with an actual family, steps up to the plate. Throw in a very pregnant woman, her two children, and a Christmas Eve party? Emma and Regina experience a Christmas weekend they won’t soon forget.
    WARNING: The tropiest of tropes, clichést of clichés, this fic will make your teeth rot with the most saccharine of fluff. If you’re not a fan of cheese, then this fic is not for you. (But I hope you read it anyway!) Based heavily off of the movie A Holiday Engagement.
    Rated M for language and a few tasteless jokes.

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    22 Sep 2021