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    dontfuckwith: MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS IS A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE OF POP MUSIC AND NEEDS TO DIE

    Tinydick: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE GREMLIN

    Tinydick: I’LL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD YOU’LL GO FLYING INTO THE ORBIT OF FUCKING JUPITER

    Tinydick: DOES EUROPA HAVE LIFE UNDER ITS SURFACE

    Tinydick: WELL PIDGE IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT

    Basically an au where the group meets through the wonders of mutual friends/the internet in a random group chat

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    15 Aug 2018

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    Kylo just wants to ask Hux out on a date. That's all he wants. Sure, he's been closeted since he figured out he was gay, and he's never gone on a date with anybody before, and also Hux intimidates the hell out of him--but how bad could it possibly be?

    (It could be 'proposing a celibate fake marriage to the guy you've been in love with for two years so he can get his inheritance' bad, Kylo. That's how bad it could be.)

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    13 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    Thorin temporarily settles in the Shire to work as a blacksmith. There he meets Bilbo, a middle-aged bachelor who insists on over-paying (“tipping,” according to the insufferable halfling) for his work.

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    05 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    "I think we should get married.”

    “Pardon?” Yuuri's hand stills, a deer in headlights.

    “Will you,” Viktor says, the words all falling out in a jumble now, clumsy and garbled and far from perfect, “will you marry me?”

    Yuuri gives him a funny look. “Yes? We’d established that, hadn’t we?”

    (In which Viktor is the dense one, and poor Yuuri just wants to get hitched.)

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    02 Aug 2018

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    “You know you don’t have to watch my videos.”

    “I know,” Victor assures him. “But I like them.”

    “You don’t like video games.”

    “True. But I like you.”

    (Based on the tweet: "The best dick I've ever had in my life was from a nerd that gave me that work after he beat kingdom hearts so I'm excited for this new game when that shit drop")

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    01 Aug 2018

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