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    Jon, 29

    Looking for a date to a wedding. I'm not kidding. Must pretend to be my girlfriend. Some PDA required (holding hands, etc), but feel free to punch me in the face if you're ever uncomfortable. Or just tell me and I'll stop.

    **Warnings**
    -the bride is my ex and the groom is my half brother
    -I am desperate not to show up alone to my ex's wedding
    -my dad is a dick and he WILL try to hit on you
    -I'm terrible in large groups, extrovert with good social skills preferred
    -this will be a full weekend and it's unclear if I can get a room with two beds this last minute
    -I will buy you a new dress for the occasion. You actually won't have to pay for anything, though now that I type this it sounds like I'm looking for an escort and I think that's illegal?

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    13 Apr 2022

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    The Stark parents passed away in a car crash two years ago, leaving Robb and Sansa to look after their younger siblings. After two years, Robb convinces Sansa to think about herself and it results in her enrolling in a trauma care program three hours away.

    Conveniently right where Jon Snow works as a part of the Westorosi Defense Department (in an elite force called the Night's Watch, which no he can't tell you about).

    Robb, being the loving, protective, idiotic big brother that he is asks Jon a simple favour - to take Sansa to dinner once a week to make sure that she is looked after.

    How was he to know what would happen?

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    05 Apr 2022

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    These violent delights have violent ends.

    With salt and smoke, fire and blood, iron and ice, the tides of fate wash clean the saviors of the continent. Two years after Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow ride south to win the Last War, Westeros is on the verge of destabilization. The Red Wolf—left simmering in fury in the North—is compelled to rejoin the Great Game.

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    03 Apr 2022

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    He meets her gaze for the shortest moment before turning to look out over the woods, gesturing at it with a gloved hand. “Is this why you brought me here? To talk about memories?”
    “No. I wanted to talk about marriage.”
    When Sansa suggests it's time for her and Jon to marry, she means they should make marriage alliances with the other Northern houses. Jon, though, assumes she means they should marry each other.
    A post s7 story where Jon and Sansa struggle to navigate their new political landscape while suppressing their feelings for one another, Arya does everything in her power to protect her pack, and Bran and Sam try to figure out how to kill the Night King.

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    25 Mar 2022

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    Jon had lied. He was more than a little drunk. 8x04.

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    05 Mar 2022