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  1. Summary

    Jan 1:
    I am suffering.png and I have 365 days of torture ahead of me....
    I regret everything and nothing and I hope y'all can help me power through this year of much words, very write...yoink...

     

    Some fics are now connected!

     

    Tim Drake see's Ghosts AU
    (Can't you see me?) + Day 30 + Day 33 + Day 54

    Gray Son gets adopted (Bby Talon!Dick)
    Day 9 + Day 36

    Omega!Jason A/B/O verse
    Day 17 + Day 21 + Day 150

    Jayce-Grason-Wayne
    Day 8 + Day 15 + Day 47

    Batfam Shifter AU
    Day 31 + Day 34 + Day 38 + Day 40 + + Day 42 + Day 53

    Gremlins ft Red Hood the Prank Lord
    Day 28 + Day 37 + Day 59

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  2. Summary

    Fe's nasty fills for the Monster Fucker Bingo.

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  3. Summary

    An attempt to post 12 smutty Dick Grayson fics in 12 days. Wish me luck. ...because I want to. In whatever time frame that ends up being.

    On the second day of Dick-mas my Yeti wrote for me...

    three simultaneous thought processes
    two fingerstripes
    and a discarded hat on the floor.

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  4. Summary

    This is a Yes Robins Olympics AU.

    It’s an AU where Alfred convinced Bruce that the best way to cover for an extremely athletic child being covered in bruises from crime fighting was to enter said child into competitive gymnastics. Then Dick could be as flexible and injured as he liked without raising any red flags.

    Everyone followed in Dick’s shoes, and so the cover for being Batfam is to be internationally-competitive level athletes, because of course they are.

    (No one knows why Duke got adopted. Metas aren’t allowed to compete.)

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    Stiles has the most ridiculously inappropriate lady boner for her massage therapist and technically, it's all Greenberg's fault. The idiot had been texting and driving in the college parking lot and had crashed right into her, sending her jeep over the guardrail and into a tree. She hadn't broken anything, but her doctor had recommended massage therapy. Luckily for her, her insurance actually covers it.

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    Massage therapist Peter feels up his client.

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    05 Jul 2022

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    God, Stiles needed more Adderall. And a nap. And a good fuck. Possibly not in that order.

    Recent NYU grad, and new law clerk, Stiles Stilinski is sixty-five hours into a very long work week, the latest in a string of very long work weeks. He’s suffering from a terrible case of no-time-to-jerk-off, and a shared apartment with painfully thin walls. To top it off, his entitled bastard of a boss seems to have missed the memo on personal space. If he doesn’t get some quality time with his right hand, and soon, he’s going to end up fired, or evicted.

    Unfortunately, his roommate is forever getting in the way of his plans, and it turns out his boss is just plain trouble with a capital T.

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    02 Jul 2022

  3. Rec 87

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    “I’m Stiles, and I think I’m your one-thirty appointment, unless you are not Peter’s old friend and the guy at the front desk directed me to the wrong room.”

    A small smile curves across his face, creasing it into well-worn lines. “You are, as I am.”

    Fuck. “Great! So, I have no idea what Peter said to you, but for the sake of good communication and not wasting anyone’s time, the situation is this: I’m a sub who hasn’t played in close to a year, and it’s impacting my health. I need the stress relief, and wasn’t having luck finding a play partner, so I took Peter’s reference and booked in here.”

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    25 Jun 2022

  4. Rec 12

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    For a request by achilleanslade on Twitter. Took some liberties.

    Jason resurrects, no matter what. Slade's got a murder kink. Between the two of them, they achieve some stress relief.

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    24 Jun 2022

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    “I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
    AKA
    Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    22 Jun 2022