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Mattymarts Bobblehead Doll



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  1. Rec 29

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    Joe is pretty sure that he and Patty are on the same page about their feelings for each other, and it seems like Patty feels the same way, except for the soul-crushing way he keeps turning down Joe's advances. What follows is a truly uncomfortable foray into attempting to seduce your best friend, and learning the importance of positive communication skills.

    Or, Five Times Joe Tried to Proposition Patty, and One Time Patty Propositioned Joe

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    24 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so glad they eventually Use Their Words!

  2. Rec 10

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    David is more content with his life than he has ever been. He's happy in Washington, his team is in the Finals again, and he has a retired Jake at home with him.

    And then an incident on the ice makes them both question some things about their life.

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    08 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excuse me while I die of cute :)

  3. Rec 10

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    Liam just wants to get fucked. His sex-toy reviews accidentally gain a following.

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    03 May 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Even if you don't follow this fandom at all, this fic is hilarious. If you do, the characterization is also SO GOOD, of course Liam is this much of a troll.

  4. Rec 10

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    Five times that Kiro had to initiate a conversation and one time that David was actually the calm one.

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    07 Mar 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is the perfect OT4. <3333

  5. Rec 13

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    Growing up, Dylan Strome's mother had told her three sons that hate was a very strong word, and to never, ever use it under her roof. But now that he's grown up -- well, only a bit, but at least now he's got his own roof -- he knows he hates a few things for sure. Waking up before the sun is one, and tight boots are another, but the thing he hates most of all, with all his heart? Pirates, especially the one who had kidnapped his older brother in the dead of night three years past.

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    26 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing pirate AU with spot on characterization of several of my favorites. <3. Enthusiastic recommend!