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    Carlos is absolutely objective. It’s just that it’s quite hard to stay objective when you’ve got Hooded Figures living in your kitchen, radio news reporters stalking you with somewhat dubious baked goods, and everything is so soaked with chemicals, radiation and dark magic that half the time your food disparages your cookery skills while you’re trying to make dinner.

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    21 Feb 2018

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    In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

    Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)

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    “I was reading online about different things to do,” Maria says excitedly, pulling out the travel binder she takes with them anytime they go on a vacation. It will be filled with information about local attractions, restaurants, theatre and musical venues and what is playing.

    “There’s a wax museum--”

    “It’s probably awful,” Tony says.

    “And a Natural History museum--”

    “Oh please god no,” Howard says.

    “And, oh, look at this one! I think you’ll both be interested in this one!” Maria says, rooting around in the binder, then pulling her hand up to reveal an extended middle finger.

    They spend the rest of the car journey finding ways to surreptitiously flip each other off. Howard pulls a middle finger out of his coat pocket; Tony finds a middle finger up his nose; Maria finds another middle finger in her purse and applies it to her lips like lipstick.

    Tony's parents take him to Ireland as a graduation present--Tony does what he does best and gets into trouble. But this time he might not manage to get out of it.

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    For Tony, it had started out as a way to get back at Clint for bringing his father up in front of Cap...he's not sure what made Loki agree to it.

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    16 Sep 2017

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    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”

    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”

    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.

    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”

    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”

    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”

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