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One of those things that wouldn't get out of my head until I wrote it down. Not part of any fandom - just an original work that I felt like sharing. A good friend of mine lost her mom yesterday and combined with my own grief at losing mine this happened.
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Kili’s friends were all assholes. His family were all assholes. He was completely surrounded by assholes. Good thing he had long ago made peace with the fact that his life was full of assholes – and not the kind he preferred either.
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Fili does not stop smirking and it is driving Kili crazy!
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Fili is upset and Kili makes him feel better.
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Kili does not want to get married. Thorin and Dis have other plans.
Kili tries to make sense of his arranged marriage during his courtship while also trying to come to terms with his feelings for his betrothed and what his betrothed may feel about him.
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Run With Me by Aria_Lerendeair
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
18 Jun 2020
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Magnus Bane had been the Head of the Alpha Run for more than a century.
His counterpart, the Head of the Omega Run, was now, according to the paperwork between them, Alexander Lightwood, an omega built like an alpha giving off the sweetest and cleanest scent Magnus had ever had the pleasure of experiencing.
He was in trouble.
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- Part 29 of Aria's SH Bingo Fics 2019-2020
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10 Aug 2020
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i'm a believer (got a fever running through my bones) by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
22 Jan 2020
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Everyone knows Captain America is an alpha. His tragic romance with Howard Stark is as popular a topic for movies and academic papers as his exploits in the war. Sure, Stark never said a word, and he clearly moved on, given that Tony Stark is currently alive. But even now, people like to gossip in hushed whispers about how sad it is that Howard Stark passed away a mere two years before they found the good Captain in the ice.
Bucky gets it, alright? Alpha/omega is the norm. Matches sanctioned by god or whatever bullshit your conservative Christian sect of the day likes to ramble about. It’s the twenty-first century, and the world still runs on a maddening policy of straight until proven otherwise. Thing is, Bucky has most certainly proven otherwise and has been doing so since he was a wee alpha panting after some knothead or the other because being queer didn’t magically make him any less stupid than your average horny teenager.
Bucky’s an alpha, Bucky likes alphas, and he’d love nothing more than to climb Steve Rogers like a goddamn monkey bar.
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Steve meets Bucky on a flaming helicarrier. It’s not the most romantic first meeting, what with the Nazis and the bullet wounds, but they make it work.- Language:
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26 Jul 2020
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all the roads you took came back to me by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jul 2020
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“You should take a hint,” Bucky says. “Or better yet, take this as an instruction manual—” He gestures broadly at the bodies littering the floor. “—and put a bullet in my fucking brain.”
“Bucky!” It’s grief and a flash of anger, and Bucky’s face tightens, lips a thin, furious line. “Buck, please. I don’t—I can’t imagine what you’re going through. But you don’t have to do it alone. Come with me. Come home.”
There’s a moment, so brief that Steve will never know whether he imagined it, when Bucky looks tempted, when he softens, the stark lines of his face mellowing into something warm and helpless. And then it’s gone and blazing blue eyes bore into Steve.
“To hell,” Bucky enunciates very clearly, voice steady with unnatural calm, “with you and your savior complex. Go find another lost cause, Captain.”
It’s that title, barbed and deliberate and bitingly impersonal, that does it.
The anger that was a quiet spark roars into an inferno.
Softly, with bared teeth, Steve says, “Get fucked, Barnes.”
“Do it yourself, motherfucker.”
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Steve and Bucky accidentally fuck their way into domestic bliss.Bookmarked by bloatedblond
24 Jul 2020
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Courting Rituals of a Modern Day Warlock by ToTheStarsWriting
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
11 May 2020
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After everything with the Soul Sword, after breaking apart and then bringing their lives back together, Alec wanted to do something to show Magnus that he truly loved him. Something that would let the warlock know just how important he was.
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18 Jul 2020
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Let's Make Love Together by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
15 Jun 2020
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The Jock™ Jace Herondale likes The New Girl™ Clary Fairchild. The New Girl™ Clary Fairchild also likes The Jock™ Jace Herondale. But alas, insecurities and lack of brain cells prevent the two from getting together.
So, The Quiet One™ Alec Lightwood and The Popular Kid™ Magnus Bane decide to plan and execute “Operation Clace” - because sometimes the soulmate BS™ is real.
A malec highschool au with fluff, fluff and some more fluff.
Bookmarked by bloatedblond
19 Jun 2020