Bookmarked by blissthisway
30 Sep 2018
22 Dec 2011
It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.
"So," Bruce said carefully. "You're saying that your tower became a big target for an alien army, so you're going to rebuild it as an even bigger target?"
"Well, when you put it like that, it sounds stupid," Tony said.
The team tries to bring Steve Rogers into the 21st Century. It mostly works.
As my beta CaptainBlue said: Also I love how you did a fic about Avengers team building and still managed to make it 100% about Cap. You have a gift. This is why I love her. Any remaining mistakes are mine.
Steve starts getting his fan mail and receives an invitation to the prom. Written for a prompt at the Avengers kink meme. It was a great prompt, and so much fun to write and get feedback for!
Prom. Steve 'Grandpa Iceberg' Rogers at a 21st-century high school prom. "This isn't happening. This whole conversation is just an elaborate practical joke. Bruce really just has orders for widgets or something."
Bruce waved the printouts at him. "Fraid not. I don't really do practical jokes. Messing with other people's moods just seems. I don't know. Karmically unwise."
Thanks to CaptainBlue for betaing.
The Not Entirely Accurate Chronicle of John Polidori, Genius Physician and Brilliant Writer, and His Rather Less Distinguished Companions by Lady_Ganesh for octopedingenue
Fandoms: 18th & 19th Century CE RPF
25 Dec 2013
Byron and Polidori travel to Geneva, in what Polidori is certain will be a legendary journey. He's right...but perhaps not as he expects to be.