bleep0bleep



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.

    Words:
    28,540
    Works:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    133
  2. Summary

    Stiles develops a crush on his nude model, Derek Hale, who seems to have a habit of appearing naked even when he's not modeling.

    Words:
    9,095
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    233
  3. Summary

    Stiles is probably the world's greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn't care less, except that he's just found his.

    A love story, told out of order.

    Words:
    40,106
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1216

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "We should talk about Eliot," Alec says, at the same time Parker says, "We should have sex in a hammock."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    3886
    Bookmarks:
    960
    Hits:
    39686

    04 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.

    It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,285
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    637
    Kudos:
    14813
    Bookmarks:
    3349
    Hits:
    115346

    13 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It takes Robert one evening to fall for the New Guy, and the better part of two years to figure out... everything else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    112,625
    Chapters:
    23/24
    Comments:
    481
    Kudos:
    1428
    Bookmarks:
    273
    Hits:
    21125

    28 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,681
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    29
    Comments:
    1390
    Kudos:
    17766
    Bookmarks:
    5177
    Hits:
    232543

    05 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,482
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    816
    Kudos:
    11675
    Bookmarks:
    4189
    Hits:
    213237

    06 Jul 2018

Navigation