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  1. Summary

    A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.

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  2. Summary

    Stiles develops a crush on his nude model, Derek Hale, who seems to have a habit of appearing naked even when he's not modeling.

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    Stiles is probably the world's greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn't care less, except that he's just found his.

    A love story, told out of order.

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    Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

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    06 Jul 2018

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    16 Mar 2018

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    "I don't mess with the fae," Otabek says.

    "I'm not asking you to mess with them," JJ flat-out lies.

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    11 Mar 2018

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    Stiles starts out with three jack-o-lanterns in front of their modest little pack house, but when he sees Derek staple-gunning orange lights around the entire front of their porch, he comes home with a six foot dinosaur skeleton with glowing red eyes.

    No one actually hangs Halloween lights unless they’re going to war.

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    Stiles and Derek have some kind of unspoken Halloween decorating competition that also involves baked goods and flirting.

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    02 Nov 2017

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    They stare at each other, half-grinning, and Derek knows it’s definitely the absolute wrong time for this, but he wants. He wants to grin at Stiles over dinner every day for the rest of his life, baffled over yams and Moon Pie Day, and, god, crap, goddamn, when the fuck did he have time to fall in love?

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    The life and times of Deputy Stiles and Supernatural Foster Dad Derek Hale

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    23 Aug 2017

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