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    A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.

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    Stiles develops a crush on his nude model, Derek Hale, who seems to have a habit of appearing naked even when he's not modeling.

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    Stiles is probably the world's greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn't care less, except that he's just found his.

    A love story, told out of order.

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    "We should talk about Eliot," Alec says, at the same time Parker says, "We should have sex in a hammock."

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    04 Oct 2020

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    So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.

    It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.

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    13 Jul 2019

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    Rise and shine, loser, it's time for mimosas and Craig-watching.

    A series of interconnected stories that chronicle Robert's short step in falling for The New Guy, and then the much longer step of figuring out what to do about it.

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    27 Dec 2018

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    “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

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    05 Oct 2018

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    Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

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    06 Jul 2018

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