blackkat
Fandoms
- Naruto (237)
- Bleach (81)
- Torchwood (52)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (14)
- Katekyou Hitman Reborn! (8)
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Bazz meets the Dursleys. It goes about how one would expect.
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- Part 2 of Crazy=Genius
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Apparently "spite" is not an appropriate response to "what motivates you?", but in this case it's the entirely correct one.
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“Make yourself at home, then,” Bazz says grumpily. “What do you want with me, and how the fuck do you know my name?”
McGonagall sniffs, but settles back onto the cushions with perfect poise. “I traced your family tree,” she says. “Or, rather, I traced the Black family tree to you.”
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- Part 81 of Tumblr Drabbles
- Part 1 of Crazy=Genius
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Takeshi has absolutely no idea what’s going on, but that’s never stopped him before.
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- Part 80 of Tumblr Drabbles
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A threat to the Vongola forces the Family to scatter, and pushes Hibari and Gokudera together as they hunt for an enemy that's far more widespread and cunning than anyone gave them credit for.
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Tumblr Drabbles by blackkat
Fandom: Bleach, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Naruto
12 Apr 2018
- Words:
- 139,883
- Works:
- 81
- Bookmarks:
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useless porn scraps by blackkat
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Naruto
26 Mar 2018
- Words:
- 27,769
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- 22
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- 27
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A super-cracky modern!AU where Akatsuki is a group of quasi-reformed terrorists and former suicide squad now (nominally) on the side of the angels, saving the planet their own way. Mostly accidentally. Or through recycling. (That's entirely Obito's fault.)
Main story-line centers around Kakashi/Obito, with appearances by the rest of Akatsuki, as well as past Obito/Nagato, current Yahiko/Nagato, teenage!Sasuke/Naruto, Police Commissioner!Madara/DA!Tobirama, Gai/arms dealer!Genma, Kisame/ex-Ranger!Aoba, and Sasori as a more-or-less parental figure to Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro.
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It was more difficult than one might think, to smirk around a thick cock shoved down your throat, but Sasuke managed just fine.
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- Part 1 of Short Smut Suite
Bookmarked by blackkat
01 Mar 2018
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Horse and Carriage by FantasticallyFoolishIdea
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
29 Dec 2017
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"I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part."
Nevermind trivialities such as poverty, sickness, and death; paperwork is what really puts their marriage to the test.
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“I never pull rank on you. You don’t fear me enough to pull rank on you,” he drawled. “Heaven knows how the boss got you to shut up.”
“Tell you a secret.”
“Hm?”
“The Fourth never forgot his holey underwear at my place.”
Bookmarked by blackkat
26 Jan 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
This is ridiculously adorable, threats of murder and all.
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Obito scowls, “I don’t need an escort. I can take care of myself.”
“Unconscious. In Lightning.” Sakumo says dry as dust.
“A miscalculation.” The words are stressed against his tongue.
“Miscalculations will get you killed.”
‘Or bring you back to life,’ Obito thinks sardonically.OR
the one where Obito dimension-time-travels and ends up getting completely and irrevocably lost on a road of life that he didn't even know existed.Series
- Part 1 of the wolves and the ravens
Bookmarked by blackkat
24 Aug 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
SAKUOBI THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PLUS lovely character voices, layered characterization, and a lot of promise of fun times. This is all of my wants, please and thank you.
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Sasuke doesn't realize Naruto is two people in one body, despite all evidence during the war and after.
Sasuke realizes Naruto is two people in one body and one of them is a millennia old chakra construct of destruction and vengeance. It maybe breaks his brain a little.
Don't worry, they kiss it better.
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- Part 2 of everyone needs a place
Bookmarked by blackkat
31 Jul 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
HI YES BEST SASUKE, BEST KURAMA/NARUTO SITUATION I AM IN LOVE.
Holy shit like can I live in Sasuke's ridiculous brain? He is so smitten and it is GLORIOUS.
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rise above the clouds and climb the stairs to heaven by grayHunny for blackkat
Fandoms: Naruto
27 Jul 2017
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You can only truly know the sky when you have grown wings of your own and tasted freedom before the fall.
Bookmarked by blackkat
26 Jul 2017