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  4. Summary

    A super-cracky modern!AU where Akatsuki is a group of quasi-reformed terrorists and former suicide squad now (nominally) on the side of the angels, saving the planet their own way. Mostly accidentally. Or through recycling. (That's entirely Obito's fault.)

    Main story-line centers around Kakashi/Obito, with appearances by the rest of Akatsuki, as well as past Obito/Nagato, current Yahiko/Nagato, teenage!Sasuke/Naruto, Police Commissioner!Madara/DA!Tobirama, Gai/arms dealer!Genma, Kisame/ex-Ranger!Aoba, and Sasori as a more-or-less parental figure to Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    It was more difficult than one might think, to smirk around a thick cock shoved down your throat, but Sasuke managed just fine.

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    01 Mar 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    "I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part."

    Nevermind trivialities such as poverty, sickness, and death; paperwork is what really puts their marriage to the test.

    ~~~

    “I never pull rank on you. You don’t fear me enough to pull rank on you,” he drawled. “Heaven knows how the boss got you to shut up.”

    “Tell you a secret.”

    “Hm?”

    “The Fourth never forgot his holey underwear at my place.”

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    26 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is ridiculously adorable, threats of murder and all.

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    Obito scowls, “I don’t need an escort. I can take care of myself.”
    “Unconscious. In Lightning.” Sakumo says dry as dust.
    “A miscalculation.” The words are stressed against his tongue.
    “Miscalculations will get you killed.”
    ‘Or bring you back to life,’ Obito thinks sardonically.

    OR
    the one where Obito dimension-time-travels and ends up getting completely and irrevocably lost on a road of life that he didn't even know existed.

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    24 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SAKUOBI THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

    PLUS lovely character voices, layered characterization, and a lot of promise of fun times. This is all of my wants, please and thank you.

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    Sasuke doesn't realize Naruto is two people in one body, despite all evidence during the war and after.

    Sasuke realizes Naruto is two people in one body and one of them is a millennia old chakra construct of destruction and vengeance. It maybe breaks his brain a little.

    Don't worry, they kiss it better.

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    31 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HI YES BEST SASUKE, BEST KURAMA/NARUTO SITUATION I AM IN LOVE.

    Holy shit like can I live in Sasuke's ridiculous brain? He is so smitten and it is GLORIOUS.

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    You can only truly know the sky when you have grown wings of your own and tasted freedom before the fall.

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    26 Jul 2017

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