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    “Knowing your history, and adding to it the fact that I am not entirely unaffected by sharing a bed with you, I think it would be pointless to pretend that we are going to able to share this house for the next two weeks without fucking over every available surface.” Q smiles at the look of shock on James’ face. Clearly he hadn’t been expecting such a direct approach and Q presses on before he has a chance to recover. “However, when it happens it will happen on my terms.”

    There was definitely a significant gap between the time Bond was breaking down over M's death in the chapel to the time a confident Bond walked into Mallory's office to accept his newest assignment. What, or more importantly, who, put him back together again? Basically, lots of porn with plot.

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    Now with beautiful cover art!! http://thislostcastaway.tumblr.com/post/39215776508/the-love-song-of-james-bond-graphic-c

    Second gorgeous cover! http://leeeeeex.tumblr.com/post/65143265672/cover-for-a-really-delicious-story-that-everyone

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    23 May 2017

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    Stiles has the most ridiculously inappropriate lady boner for her massage therapist and technically, it's all Greenberg's fault. The idiot had been texting and driving in the college parking lot and had crashed right into her, sending her jeep over the guardrail and into a tree. She hadn't broken anything, but her doctor had recommended massage therapy. Luckily for her, her insurance actually covers it.

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    Massage therapist Peter feels up his client.

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    25 Apr 2017

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    "Jesus, I’m really getting big, aren’t I?"

    The tone in Stiles’s voice is embarrassed, a little bit dark with some emotion Derek can’t place, but then he looks up to catch Derek’s reaction like he thinks he’s being sly, and Derek is sure his face isn’t quite as impassive as he wants it to be.

    Derek opens his mouth again to protest, to make Stiles feel better if that’s what he wants, but Stiles continues. “It’s okay, dude. I know I am. I just, I keep eating so much. It’s like I can’t stop. ‘M such a pig, Derek. You should’ve seen what I ate earlier.”

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    5 Mar 2017

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    When Peter woke up, he spent a good fifteen or twenty seconds earnestly wishing that whatever had hit him had the courtesy to kill him outright. Because this? This was bullshit.

    AKA the time I decided to give Peter all the nice things, but made him get hit by a car first. Like you do.

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    1 Dec 2016

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    Peter's a librarian and Stiles is his new favorite patron.

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    14 Nov 2016