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    Peter Parker is a lot of things. He’s a high school student in Brooklyn. He’s a geek who spends his weekends watching Star Wars and reading the latest papers of his favorite physicists. He’s a part-time vigilante. And he’s a recovering ex-Hydra assassin.

    Now none other than Tony Stark is tracking him down. Peter knows he could stay away if he wanted to, but where’s the fun in that?

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    26 Jul 2019

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    Peter successfully goes on a field trip, accidentally catches the school bleachers, survives a bus explosion, and reveals his identity as Spider-Man.

    …not necessarily in that order, much to the confusion of his entire decathlon team.

    also known as: Peter Parker and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

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    24 Jul 2019

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    After May tells Midtown High about an injury Peter sustained in a Spider-man incident, he is more than content to spend the next few weeks "recuperating" at Stark/Avengers Tower.
    It seems the universe has other plans, however, and Peter ends up being swept into his class's field trip. At Stark Tower.
    Wonderful.

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    10 Jul 2019

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    “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

    “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

    “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

    "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

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    06 Jul 2019

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    Tony Stark is dead.

    Or, at least, that's what the world believes - that the great Iron Man was killed by Captain America in the Civil War. But if there's anything Tony Stark has proven over the years, it's that he's difficult to kill. And if there's anything Steve Rogers has proven over the years, it's that he's not a murderer.

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    05 Jul 2019