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    The vigilantes of New York City are a dysfunctional group, but at least they have an apartment.

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    all of my cracky textfics (mostly canon-compliant) of varying quality. posted chronologically

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    shitty versus jack's lack of pop culture knowledge

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    A crow rustles in the undergrowth, hopping through unattended–to tufts of grass. This is beyond the city’s land, it belongs to no–one, thus no man cares to mind it. “Oh, gods I thought gentle, what have I done to anger you so?” Romeo despairs, head tilted to the treetops and the sky beyond. “I beg of thee: explain my transgressions. This is but my sixteenth summer, I am a stranger to the world yet. Teach me my shortcomings, and I shall strive to make amends.”

    The crow stops shuffling to stare at him with one beady eye. “If thee be a messenger of the gods, do tell them I repent, O crow.”

    The crow cocks its head intelligently, and makes a low sound. It knows too much, Romeo thinks, staring back at it. Perhaps it really is a messenger — wingéd beast of the pantheon.

     

    [OR: Mercutio finds Romeo at the sycamore grove.]

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    15 Jun 2021

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    mercutio romeo in lurvvvvvvvvv

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    When Tony agreed to his old college roommate's plan of kidnapping Adrien Agreste, he expected a scared, shy model. He didn't expect the kid to be capable of putting up a fight, and he certainly didn't expect the petite Chinese Girl with a disproportionate amount of rage

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    15 Jun 2021

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    MARINETTE WITH CHAINSAW POG?????

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    In which Gabriel finds out Adrien is Chat Noir, resolves to be a better father, and drinks a lot. In that exact order.

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    13 Jun 2021

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    this is probably my favorite ML fic rn HDHDHDGDGDGSVSCSCAF

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    ENDGAME SPOILERS

    well, not really but better safe than sorry.

    Peter didn't know what would happen when he put on the gauntlet--staring the Mad Titan down.

    certainly not this.

    or: Peter was the one that used the Gauntlet and the effects were world changing. Now, Peter is a immortal, the Guardian of the Stones--keeping them safe through the passage of time, starting from the beginning.

    He was there when the planets started to form, and watched as civilizations grew. He got use to his new task, keeping a eye on the stones as they influenced the world around them. He had part of the stones with him, this was true--and he had long since master the use of them.

    However, the stones still needed to be out in the cosmos so he was more connected to the spirit of them, and it marked him. Now, he knew when the a wielder of a Stone threatened to unbalance everything and would take it away.

    He lived like this for millennia, unchanged--until the year of 2010 on planet Earth.

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    18 May 2021

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    the one where peter's a numerous number of years old and is cool and yeah i you like this one

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