Tony is giving the Avengers a tour of the Tower after the post-Battle-of-New-York remodeling and he gets knocked into the pool.
He reacts badly.
Steve is the leader of the Avengers and he has to conduct himself accordingly--even when he's suffering.
That's his job, isn't it?
Tony may not be the most self-aware guy in the world, but there are a few things he knows:
1. Iron Man and Tony Stark are one and the same,
2. he’d make a terrible father,
3. and his teammates don’t trust him.
So naturally, he’s the only man left standing when Loki ages them all back to toddlers.
This is going to go well.
Fandom: Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (2011), Thor (Movies)
08 Mar 2014
09 May 2018
“Jesus fuck, Stevie! What the hell kinda’ shit did they shoot you up with?” Bucky choked when Steve had come to him with his first ever request to help him dig out a bullet from his goddamn gut.