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    Six years after Mickey goes to jail, he's released on parole. He does his best to build a "normal" life and a relationship with his son while juggling the scars of his past.

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    Steve gets a message on a job board from a woman looking for a husband for her son so he can get extra money from the government for college. And Steve so totally does not fall in love with his husband. (Except he really, really does.)

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    Steve and Bucky didn't know HYDRA was working to breed a new supersoldier from their DNA, but they're pretty glad they get to keep the little boy, even if things aren't exactly smooth sailing all the time.

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    The PR game is tough for a guy who just wants to make out with his best friend.

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    “It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”

    Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”

    “No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”

    “Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”

    Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”

    Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
     

    Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.

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    05 Jan 2022

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    Bucky Barnes and the Great Sexuality Crisis of 1938.

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    02 Oct 2021

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    “Remember what I said about internet trolls?”

    “Don’t feed the trolls.”

    “Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”

    “Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”

    “He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”

    Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”

    (Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)

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    02 Oct 2021

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    Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”

    “That is not standing,” Sam tells him.

    “You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”

     
    aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

    Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!

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    30 Sep 2021

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    Should've stayed indoors, Barnes. That's where the photographers aren't.

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    15 Jul 2021

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