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  1. Summary

    They meet when Derek is seventeen and hates history almost as much as he hates his ex, Kate, and Stiles is sixteen and taking junior-level history classes. Then they fall in love and do dates on each other and I didn't mean for any of this to happen. By which I mean Sterek fic!

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  2. Summary

    Ficlets I originally had on tumblr, and then stuck on ao3 because my life was threatened.

    Ongoing, obviously. I don't understand y'all.

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  3. Summary

    Fics I haven't written written, but I sorta hammered out before I ran out of gas.

    Ongoing.

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    Sam's been working at the Beacon Hollow Brew-Up for over a year now, and she knows all of the customers and their regular orders. The tips help her pay for books, but the most interesting thing that's happened is the time Ishu set a dishtowel on fire while cleaning the espresso machine. Then one day a guy she's never seen walks in looking awkward in a leather jacket and straight-up LIES to her about what kind of drink he wants.

    “'You hated that latte you got last time, and it was not because it was a bad latte. I have never made a bad latte. Order what you really want.'

    He glared at her. 'Latte. Med--'

    'No,' she interrupted. They glared at each other for a long minute.

    Finally, he huffed out a breath. 'White chocolate mocha. Medium.'"

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    15 Mar 2018

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    “I'm magic,” Stiles raises his hands in the air and puts on a serious facial expression. “I have the sixth sense.”

    “The sixth sense, huh? Is that what they're calling bullshit these days?”

    Stiles' lips purse down hard, but he still smirks. Derek wonders if there's any single facial expression that Stiles can make that isn't in some way at least slightly amused, whether at himself or the expense of others. “Non-believers aren't welcome at my table, Derek.”

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    18 Mar 2016

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    “Oh my God, my magic is seducing you.”

    Derek shrugs.

    “My magic is seducing you and it’s working,” Stiles says in horror.

    (Can be read as a standalone.)

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    18 Nov 2015

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    As if he could feel the heat of her eyes boring holes into him, Scott looked up and jerked up onto his feet to meet her face-to-face. The corners of his mouth tugged upwards and he looked so genuinely happy to see her, that she felt butterflies threaten to burst out of her stomach. Nobody had ever looked at her quite like that before. “Lydia?”

    It felt natural to smile up at him and she viciously squashed down her nerves and reached up to cup his face. “Please, please pretend you’ve been my boyfriend for the last three months.” She begged him.

    Bless his heart, Scott got over his shock in three seconds. “Sure.”

    And then Scott was the one cupping her face and Lydia barely had time to prepare herself to be kiss—

    Oh my.

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    07 Sep 2015

  5. Rec 55

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    An old enemy attacks Beacon Hills under the mistaken assumption that the McCall pack is the only serious threat.

    He's very wrong.

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    06 Sep 2015