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    NEWT-level Divination student Harry Potter bullshits his way through a major arcana reading, best friend of the year Tom Riddle offers a marriage of convenience with no ulterior motives at all, and the wizarding world's changing future is much less important than the seventh years' love lives.

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    01 Jul 2019

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    Harry Potter is screwed.

    With a penchant for Firewhiskey and late-night parties, he had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed the next morning, when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies as a Healer trainee. He also had no idea that his mom’s ex-boyfriend would have an axe to grind, the most eager girl would follow him around like she’d been hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm, or that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Head of Spell Damage.

    Like I said, Harry Potter is screwed.

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    07 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    Petunia Dursley wanted a ...companion. Kronos Heaven has issued a new model of robots, designed for lonely ladies. And Harry Potter is the unlucky chap that is tasked with... turning on his dear Aunt's... most recent purchase. Oh, dear.

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    29 May 2019

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    Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts, and he really needs a holiday. Meantime, there's been a slight... accident in Cardiff, and a certain irrepressible immortal is obliged to take a bit of a sabbatical from Torchwood business. What are the odds...?

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    24 Mar 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    Kongo Agon is an untamed little animal in a human's guise. Harry Potter is a cynical hero of a Wizarding World. Throw them together… and watch the sparks fly.

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    06 Mar 2019