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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.

    The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.

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    24 Oct 2020

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    Things post-Voldemort deteriorate, instead of getting better. All the losses and damages of people, money and property only result in even more losses and damages. Amidst this, Harry Potter, the boy who never expected to be a man, scrambles to fill in his new lease of life.

    And then, in one of his darkest years, he encounters proof that aliens are not a myth….

    He dives in, just so.

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    17 Oct 2020

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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    09 Oct 2020

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    "Global warming is really a bitch. I remember the good old Summer of '80; the air was nice and cool back then."

    "Are-... Are you talking about 2080?"

    "No, 1980."

    OR, Izuku is immortal and will live to see the evolution of memes.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    Midoriya Izuku was going to be a quirkless hero.

    Until he met All Might.

    Then he decided to be a more or less quirkless hero.

     

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    One for All is sentient, stubborn, and an asshole. Izuku just wants to be a hero who saves as many people as possible, but having a vaguely homicidal and moderately sadistic quirk given to him isn't exactly helping most of the time. At least - between the quirk, the mad scientist, a purple panda, and a set of clothes - he isn't lonely anymore.

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    09 Sep 2020