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    A nonathletic!Jack series, where grad student and history nerd, Jack Zimmermann meets the cute Samwell student/baker Eric Bittle at the Bread and Butter Bakery. The two make a love connection. Sweetness ensues.

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    The adventures of Dean, Rhonda Hurley, and a pair of pink panties.

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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    After the epilogue, Taako and Kravitz have a really good day.

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    20 Apr 2018

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    The Shire is spread out at Bilbo’s feet like a green duvet that stretches out as far as the eye can see. The air is full of birdsong and the indistinct murmur of a small town; conversation, laughter, and squabbling all blending together into a single cohesive whole.

    Bilbo stands on young strong legs without thinking and takes three shaking steps away from the polished flagstone that makes up the front step of Bag End.

    There is Farmer Maggot driving a herd of geese to market and there, there is Hamfast Gamgee tramping down Bagshot Row looking like a tween again with a flask of Gamgee rotgut poking out his back pocket. He is surrounded by faces and voices he knows, all of whom should be older and altered. Many of which should be dead.

    ‘Is this the undying land?’ Bilbo wonders and pinches himself. It feels real. It feels too real. If feels… familiar.

    Bilbo gets sent back from the Undying Lands for one last try. Sometimes perspective makes all the difference.

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    28 Feb 2018

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    Holster spots it first.

    "Holy shit, Nurse!" he says, loud enough to shatter the pre-practice quiet. "Did you pull a cougar last night or something?"

    (Nursey has a unique way of handling stress. Dex is seriously, seriously unchill.)

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    04 Feb 2018

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  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    Keith and Lance learn about Space, Sex, and Communication.

    (This is really just an excuse for me to write: paladins palling around, alien cultures, smut, and childish banter.)

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    13/13
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    20 Jun 2017

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  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Keith and Lance learn about Space, Sex, and Communication.

    (This is really just an excuse for me to write: paladins palling around, alien cultures, smut, and childish banter.)

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    English
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    13/13
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    20 Jun 2017

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