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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Forget my catfish theory!” Rey almost yells. “He is real! Like 200% real. Also, he is the Hux. Did you know you dated a celebrity?”
    “What?!” Kylo is awake within a matter of seconds. “Are we talking about the same person?”
    “What century do you live in? Don’t tell me you never googled him!”
    Kylo says nothing when he skims the pictures Phasma slapped on his desk during the call and wonders how he got from insulting someone online to having a famous boyfriend so quick.

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    Or: Kylo isn’t a morning person, but he’s a Hux person so he’s smiling like it’s the best day of his life.

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    20 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Kylo sights and takes his phone out again, much to his mothers dismay.
    "This is hell" he types "I just want to get out of here."
    A few seconds later his phone lights up with the familiar Gen@all on top of the screen. His looks up and his father glares at him before resuming conversation with I-Wish-He-Was-My-Real-Son Finn.
    "I’ll call you and say it’s an emergency and you have to come get me" the message reads "put me on speaker I’ll even start crying".

    Needless to say that their very first phone call was very, very weird.

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    20 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    “You’d look good pregnant,” Hux says, carelessly.

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  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Hux and Ren are summoned back to Snoke's chambers for some more news: they're parents! Or, at least, that's what the Supreme Leader is claiming. Hux is disturbed by the giant egg thing deposited into their lap, but it's Kylo Ren who's even more disturbing with his instant attachment to the egg.

    Saying 'fuck it' and joining the Resistance seems more appealing every day.

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    20 May 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Inspired by The Force Awakens Kinkmeme: Snoke decides it it time for The Talk with Kylo and Hux. He summons them to his chamber and gravely begins to go over the birds and the bees, in excruciating, rambling detail. Only he knows zilch about human anatomy, let alone sex, reproduction, or venereal diseases. There are frequent pauses, while he tries to gauge their response and they sweat, wishing only for merciful death.

    Snoke is pleased, afterwards, satisfied with their attentiveness and his own thorough explanation. They will sire good larvae. Or-- spores? Some sort of offspring, in any case. May they have a safe journey to the breeding swamps.

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