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  1. Rec *

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    What's that crackling in the walls?
    Harry has no clue at all.
    He'll eat some cake and drink some wine
    Because he is completely FINE.

    --A story about life's disregard for our plans.

    [2017 advent story]

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    22 Apr 2018

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    happy-inducing

  2. Rec *

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    What’s big and purple and smells like tea? Harry is about to find out.

    Advent fic 2016.

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    25 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Soft and comfortable

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    I'm working on another story where teenage Frank is like, "Man, fuck the Catholic church for telling me I'm not supposed to like cock." And while writing it, I got this image in my head of a different Frank, a Frank who, like, really had faith in God and who was struggling to be the kind of person the church would approve of.

    I tried writing it, but quickly realized that it was just way too big for me. Like, if I actually tried to do it justice it would take me years, and I don't really have that sort of work ethic. So it became a not!fic. Yay?

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    01 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Creating things with their hands and being just lovely humans

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    What if Sirius decided to stay in England and deliver on his promise to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny? Changes abound with that one decision...

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    03 Oct 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wonderful epic 4th year au

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    11 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    lovely series of 'what if' standalone stories