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    At first, this was just gonna be gift-fics-snowballing-into-ungodly-terrors for Maximum-Overboner since her Fics hurt me to my soul.... but then I was like, "Huh...Why not spread the suffering to EVERYBODY?"

    So! If you wrote a painful fic that I love (and believe me, there are a lot of you who have), I'ma write something painful for ya.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    He's watching me while I rack up the balls on the pool table. He's always watching me. Logan watching me is a constant. I want to tell him to stop doing it, but I'm afraid he would.

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    06 Nov 2018

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    Such a great character study

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    "No matter how much he thought it over, it seems he couldn't get rid of the kid. It just felt like, no matter what, his only option was to raise the child, and do his best."

    UF!Sans walked away from a one-night stand with a tiny soul floating in his newly-conjured belly. His magic is weakened, and in this world, it's "kill, or be killed". But he has decided to protect his unborn child, even if it means running to another universe. However, the other world is so different, from the life on the surface to the monsters themselves...It could prove to be a new home.

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    27 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    The lines between teammates, friends, and lovers all paralleled and intersected each other throughout the years, and now James found himself tangled up in trying to decipher the everything that Jessie meant to him and the distance his cowardly self had propped up between them.

    Inspired by The Counting Crows' Round Here

    I made a playlist for the fanfic here

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    17 Apr 2018

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    The 1700s, the Golden Age of Piracy, and Captain Steve Rogers has all he wants: a ship, a loyal crew, Bucky at his side, and the horizon offering a new adventure everyday.
    But an impulsive kiss gone wrong leads to a forced marriage between Steve and Tony Stark, and now Steve doesnt know what to do about ANYTHING.
    Steve loves Bucky, but something about Tony draws him in and one kiss leads to more. Tony is too innocent for this life, but he picks up a sword anyway. Bucky is Steve's love, but when he offers his hand Tony takes it and now the three of them are something new.
    When the truth about Steve's mission to ruin the Stark name comes out, Tony runs away, leaving Steve and Bucky behind in search of answers to the secrets hidden from him his whole life-- about his company, about Uncle Obie, about his parents death.

    Steve and Bucky cant abandon their mission against Stane and Tony cant deal with the answers he finds in New York.

    Is this the end? Is Tony gone forever? Or will he leave everything from his old life and return to the sea and to the Pirates that hold his heart?

    **BONUS CHAPTER ADDED 2/4/19!!**

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    03 Mar 2018

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    Gotta read this when I have time

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Julian left you.
    He walked away from you, left you high and dry, as if it was his decision to make.
    He told you what was best for you, he didn't listen to what you had to say, and you were not going to tolerate that.
    You knew how to speak his language, though.

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    16 Nov 2017