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    Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

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    11 Jan 2019

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    “What?” Draco said, utterly baffled. He looked down at himself. He didn’t dress to be sexually attractive, he dressed to communicate his vastly superior social status, and since that was utterly pointless right now, he’d just been taking the first thing out of his wardrobe every morning, going down the line—of fantastically glittering eighteenth-century court dress, which apparently turned Potter’s crank like nothing else, as the lunatic finally confessed.

    “You look like—like something out of fairy tales,” he groaned, running a hand over his face. “God, I don’t believe I’m even saying this out loud to anyone, much less you.”

    “I am something out of fairy tales!” Draco howled at him in fury. “I’m a fucking wizard! So are you! It’s no excuse for your fancying me!”

    “It’s not my fault I’ve been shut up in here for a month with you prancing around!” Harry yelled back, and then the alarm dinged and Draco snarled, “Go lock yourself in a room away from me,” and Harry glared at him and stormed off.

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    10 Jan 2019

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    Harry took a few steps forward. This was so confusing. Everything was weird, and confusing, and he was a wizard, and those men knew his parents, and they wanted him to be part of some weird underground resistance group that was somehow different to Harry’s weird underground resistance group, and here he was about to, he was pretty sure, have his first boyfriend. He was about seventy-five percent certain. He didn’t want to be cocky. He wasn’t all that certain how these things worked for normal people, let alone for teenaged renegade wizards.

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    In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell promptly breaks loose.

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    08 Jan 2019

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    Arthur was twenty-six years old and he'd never had a lie-in with anybody before; at least now he knew why workplace productivity was so bloody low Monday mornings. He'd never haul himself out of bed to go punch a timecard or build computers or file papers either, if he could pull Merlin more tightly against his chest and kiss him instead.

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    It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.

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    08 Jan 2019

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    Pendragon had pulled Arthur aside and informed him he would be spending a week gaining better knowledge of his intended while the wedding arrangements were finalized, during which time Arthur was to be charming and extremely solicitous.

    “I am always charming and extremely solicitous,” Arthur complained.

    “Lying is a sin, Arthur,” his father reminded him, and went off to find Bernard, who seemed to have taken to hiding in small, dark corners of the castle as frequently as possible.

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    “Sam told me you were watching Antiques Roadshow,” Natasha says, shaking out her hair. “I assumed it was a national emergency.”

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    14 Dec 2018

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