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    Honestly: What it says on the tin.

    These are ideas that I was really passionate about for like, a day or so. Or at least long enough to write some amount and post it. I have no idea if I am going to return and finish these stories or not.

    (Probably no...)

    Works are unrelated and my deepest shame.

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    Stuff that no one asked for and yet, here it is.

    You are very welcome.

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    Geralt and Jaskier went their separate ways after their falling out on the side of the Dragon Mountains. Six years later, Destiny comes calling for them all. But this time, Jaskier refuses to let himself be pushed around by the witcher. This time, Jaskier will be the one to do the saving. This time, he won't fall in love with the White Wolf. He's got a princess to protect and a sorceress to help rescue, after all.

    Jaskier never was very good at following his own ultimatums; especially when they involved Geralt and feelings.

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    After getting his heart broken on a wild goose chase of a dragon hunt, Jaskier - a dragon himself - never got the chance to tell his Witcher the truth. Honestly, he's glad because now he can disappear into the clouds and grant Geralt's stupid fucking blessing.

    Nilfgaard has other ideas. And like all of Jaskier's shittiest life events, those ideas end up including Yennefer of Vengerberg.

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    "I thought you'd be mad. I thought you'd yell and curse me out and hit me. You're just… quiet."

    "I was mad, incredibly so, for a while. I didn't deserve what you said to me and if you ever do anything like that again, I'll leave and this time I will stay gone," Jaskier says. "But if it's punishment you're looking for, then you won't get it from me. I know you, Geralt. You've probably already punished yourself more than enough."

    Geralt remains silent.

    Jaskier sighs and gets up. "I'm going to get some sleep," he says and then he bends down and Geralt feels a kiss being pressed to the top of his head. "Get some rest, too. You look like you need it as much as Ciri and I do, darling."

    ———

    On their way to Kaer Morhen, Geralt and Ciri come across Jaskier, who is also trying to evade Nilfgaard's soldiers. Geralt asks Jaskier to join them—so he can keep him safe and, hopefully, fix what he broke between them.

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    Jaskier is tired. All he wants is one night, one night with a warm bed and a bright fire and maybe some decent food. But his exhaustion also governs his tongue, makes him say cruel things without even thinking. Now, burning with guilt about a misstep, he unintentionally leads Geralt into a sadistic trial, one from which there may be no escape, and which puts both their lives on the line.

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    Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise.

    There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae’s name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command.

    When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

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