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    Derek is…

    A collection of one-shots focussing on the various states of Derek Hale. Each story/work will have a theme and each chapter will be a stand alone story based on that theme. Tags will apply to the chapter as a whole but specific content warnings will appear in the introduction for each chapter and the first chapter will always be a table of contents with individual chapter ratings and summary.

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    The first time John catches Rodney walking out of Major Lorne’s room at oh-something-hundred in the morning he’s been drinking with the Marines, and so when he wakes up in the afternoon with a pneumatic drill in his head and a mouth like the ass of a camel in the Danakil Depression he assumes it was some kind of alcohol-induced hallucination and lets it go.

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    08 Nov 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Derek fucks himself with a dildo at his place of work.

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    25 Oct 2020

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    Stiles has a Plan. This plan will lead him to his perfect future where he’s going to be soaking in a bathtub with his perfect husband in their perfect house.

    Problem is that you have to kiss a lot of frogs until you are a good enough kisser to kiss your prince. Or suck their dicks as it were. Do frogs even have dicks?

    The story of how Stiles while trying to get laid, accidentally saved Laura’s life and she repays him by trying to ruin his.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    "No," he repeated impatiently. "I'm not a cop. I'm someone who wants to exchange my money for your sexual services. I was told you were in that line of work."

    "I, uh, yeah, sorry," Stiles said. He glanced around again and then up--the full moon was almost directly overhead. Just one of those nights, maybe. "Yeah, I am. I do that."

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    30 Jul 2020

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    After a night spent in the Argent murder basement Stiles was more than ready for things to change.

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    30 Jul 2020

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