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    Xiao doesn’t realize that the drunken hot mess of a bard who Zhongli suddenly made his responsibility to keep watch over is the very same Anemo Archon who saved him all those centuries ago.

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    Zhongli pinches his nose and sighs heavily, already hating himself for giving in so easily. “If I humor you, will you return to Mondstadt and leave me alone?”

    Venti makes a show of resting his hand solemnly over his heart. “On my honor as Barbatos, God of Wind and defender of the City of Freedom. If I lie, may Celestia forsake me and throw me into the Abyss.”

    The sleeping dragon inside Zhongli stirs pleasantly at the thought of the drunken bard being thrown, flowery hat first, into the Abyss. Maybe this situation is a win-win for him after all?

    “Very well. One game.”
     

    (Or, Zhongli accepts to play a drinking game with Venti and soon realizes he has made a terrible mistake. Wine is poured and feelings are faced.)

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    19 Oct 2021

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    There are two things that make Childe who he is--one is his Archon, with her icy fingers and arctic voice and eyes that see into every part of him. The other, as it turns out, is Zhongli.

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    19 Oct 2021

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    A recounting of Xiao’s past and how he got to meet Venti, the person who saved him from madness, and how from simply being his savior the Archon became someone much much more important.

    Venti instead is there to do his thing and be whipped.

     

    Follows the hints given in Xiao’s character lines.

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    18 Oct 2021